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What a Bunch of Baloney

“He’ll always walk up from this direction, and he’ll just walk up and drop it on the little doorknob and walk away,” says Sharisha Morrison of Albuquerque, N.M. “Every single time that’s all he does.” Morrison called police about the man and his unwanted deliveries: bags of bologna and bread, but they’re not good for eating: they’re soaked in urine. It’s been going on for weeks, and neighbors are getting them too, she says. “They’re actually moving out because they’re tired of it.” She set up a camera and recorded the man’s face. Police say they’ll “step up patrols” in the neighborhood, but so far, no suspect has been identified. (RC/KOB Albuquerque) ...If only they had some sort of DNA sample.