Where There’s Smoke, There’s Hawtness
Firefighters were called to the Middletown (Conn.) High School: a fire detector went off in the boy’s locker room. Quick investigation found there was no fire. “It was some kid in the locker room using body spray and it created a cloud of mist right underneath the sensor,” said Fire Marshal Albert Santostefano. “It looks like he used an overabundance.” Also, he added, “they said it was Axe Body Spray.” (RC/Middletown Press) ...At least Axe is something a firefighter can identify with.Original Publication Date: 13 May 2012
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 18.
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