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You Know, For His Buns

William Loland and his girlfriend were awakened in the middle of the night by the sounds of a man in their Largo, Fla., apartment. “I thought it was a woman because he had a pot belly,” Loland said. “So I asked, ‘How did you get in my house? Who are you?’” It turned out to be a neighbor, police say: Martin Henderson wasn’t wearing any clothes as he rummaged through Loland’s kitchen, and he had an interesting reason to be there: he told officers he was looking for sesame seeds. Police say Henderson pried open his neighbor’s front door, and admitted to using synthetic marijuana. He was charged with burglary. (RC/WTVT Tampa) ...Give him some credit: most men wouldn’t admit a sesame seed would be enough to cover up.