A Bear of a Problem
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called to a gas station in Penticton, B.C., on a report of a disturbance shortly before 2:00 a.m. Mounties arrived to find a man who had completely undressed. “He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” said an RCMP spokesman. The problem: the man was “carrying his own can of bear spray and it went off unintentionally” — spraying its contents down the front of his pants, noted the spokesman, Cpl. Don Wrigglesworth. (RC/Canadian Press) ...That’s at least a good reason he got down to his bare essentials.Original Publication Date: 04 September 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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