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A Sticky Situation

Robert Somley, 52, a landscaper in Monroe, Conn., was working at a house with a 48-year-old woman when Somley said he needed to take a break. When he wasn’t back after 20 minutes, the unnamed woman went looking for him, and told police she found him in the house, completely undressed and watching “adult” video on a laptop computer. She went back outside, but decided she needed a break too and went back in. And then it gets weird. She says Somley was now dribbling maple syrup on his body. She decided that was a “turn on,” and “demanded” to participate. So why was the woman talking to police? Because he allegedly took video of the tryst, and the woman said he refused to delete it. Somley was arrested on several charges, including voyeurism, and violating a restraining order for allegedly threatening to name the married woman in public. (RC/Connecticut Post) ...Let’s hope she doesn’t think a restraining order is a turn-on too.