Back Door II
Called to the scene of a disturbance, police in Newton, Kansas, found an unclothed man lying under the back of a parked car, attempting to ...uh... copulate with its tailpipe. The unidentified 24-year-old “would not listen to commands or anything,” says Lt. Scott Powell. “They ended up tasing him.” Once he sobers up, he will probably be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, officers say. Concerned by his “odd behavior,” officers took him to a hospital rather than jail; his blood alcohol was measured at .35 percent. “They wanted him checked out by medical professionals,” Powell said. (RC/Newton Kansan) ...And, later, one hopes, by psychiatric professionals.Original Publication Date: 06 May 2018
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
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