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Blown Job

Police in Chicago, Ill., say Terrion Pouncy, 19, accidentally shot himself after robbing a hot dog restaurant. Pouncy, police say, “adjusted” the revolver tucked into his waistband as he ran off and fired a .38 caliber slug through the ...uh... delicate bouncy parts in his pants. He staggered across the street and collapsed, and is being held in police custody at a hospital. (RC/Chicago Sun-Times) ...Let’s just say the end of his criminal career was anticlimactic.
Original Publication Date: 12 November 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.

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