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Do Not Wear Near Open Flame

It’s no April Fool’s joke, says Burger King. They really are going to offer a new “limited-edition fragrance” to customers, but only on April 1, and only in Japan. For 5,000 yen (about US$40), customers can order a bottle of “Flame Grilled” — a fragrance that smells like hamburgers — and it comes with a free Whopper. (RC/AP) ...For the woman who wants to send a message — “Bite Me!”
Original Publication Date: 29 March 2015
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 21.

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