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Dopes on a Rope

Police were dispatched to the Rock Hill, S.C., City Hall, where two people were reported to be smoking marijuana outside. According to the report, what they found was Danielle Dewberry, 20, and Amin Jenkins, 39, who were — the resulting police report says — “fornicating.” They were arrested for indecent exposure. The swing they were using sits in a courtyard at the City Hall amphitheater, and can be seen from inside the city library — although the librarian said nobody had complained. (MS/Charlotte Observer) ...Still, someone needs to explain to them that’s not quite what’s meant by “swinging.”