Dumbass of the Week #1240
Thomas Hartman, 25, filed a police report in Omaha, Neb., claiming his brother had robbed him. The next day, police brought Thomas in for questioning. “You just need to come clean,” a detective told him, “because I have visuals of [your brother] from the time of this robbery. He’s on the other side of town.” While he was being questioned, Hartman’s 17-year-old girlfriend was in the next room, and according to police she was explaining how she was giving out sexual favors for money — under Hartman’s direction. Later, officers caught Hartman standing on a chair to reach the ceiling — and they found a wallet and a small bag of cocaine hidden above a ceiling tile. Hartman was charged with false reporting, drug possession, and other crimes. (MS/KETV Omaha) ...How does he “direct” his girlfriend when he can’t quite handle himself?Original Publication Date: 18 March 2018
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
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