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Five nurses from Colorado’s Denver Health Medical Center were suspended for three weeks after admiring a patient a bit too much. The man had died, and the nurses unzipped his body bag to “admire the size of the deceased patient’s genitals.” At least two of them had also taken a peek before the man died. Another nurse heard the women discussing their voyeurism, felt their admiration was “inappropriate,” and reported them to administrators. Police also investigated, but a District Attorney’s spokesman says that after consultation with prosecutors, they “determined there was insufficient evidence to prove a crime was committed.” (RC/KMGH Denver) ...Whether dead or alive, they had to pull down an extra-long zipper.