Going to the Dog
On New Year’s morning, a Waukesha, Wisc., man woke up in bed with a stranger named Benton. Benton weighs 150 pounds, and he’s a mastiff: the drunken reveler had gone into the wrong home, evidently thinking it was his, and gotten into the doggie bed. Lynn Sarver spotted the man in her house at about 5:15 a.m. “We ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife,” she said. But the man “was very apologetic.” No charges were pressed, and he was taken to his home nearby. (AC/WITI Milwaukee) ...With hangover cures all over his clothes.Original Publication Date: 06 January 2019
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 25.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 25.
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