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Jail Actually

The Richland, Wash., Police Department asked on their Facebook page for information on Anthony Akers, 38, who had an outstanding warrant. “Usually we put up the post and wait for some member of the public to call in with information or something useful,” Sgt. Michael Harrison said. This time, though, Akers replied. “Calm down,” the comment said, “im going to turn myself in.” The next day, the police posted, “Hey Anthony! We haven’t seen you yet.” Akers responded that he’d be there — but didn’t show again. “Is it us?” the department posted. “We waited, but you didn’t show....” “Dear RPD, its not you, its me,” Akers replied. “I obviously have commitment issues. I apologize for standing you up, but let me make it up to you. ... Thank you in advance to your response if you are patiently giving me another chance with us, I know i dont deserve it. P.S. You’re beautful.” Akers turned himself in the next day. (MS/WBAA West Lafayette) ...It’ll never last: he feels like a prisoner in this relationship.