Not Effective as Breath Spray
A Rock Hill, S.C., police officer saw a car driving erratically. After pulling the vehicle over, the officer saw the driver, Patrick Butler, squirt AXE body spray into his mouth. Butler had bloodshot eyes and allegedly told the officer he was driving back from Columbia, where he had drunk two beers and a shot of whiskey. When the officer asked Butler why he had sprayed AXE in his mouth, he replied that he was spraying himself from head to toe. Butler allegedly failed field sobriety tests, and was arrested and charged with DUI. (MS/WSOC Charlotte) ...Guess it didn’t make him as sexy as he’d hoped.Original Publication Date: 27 November 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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