Poop Happens
“This is just nasty!” says Forrest “Joey” Tinklepaugh, the owner of Joey the Jeweler in Crestview, Fla. The store’s security camera picked up a man who went behind the store, dropped his pants, and defecated between two cars — in broad daylight. Tinklepaugh didn’t just call the police, he also posted the video to Facebook in hopes of identifying a suspect. Facebook fans of the shop dubbed the still-unidentified culprit “Crapperman”. Police Chief Tony Taylor is treating the report seriously, and is working to identify Crapperman. “Incidents like these have a negative effect on the quality of life in our community,” Taylor said. “It’s just downright shameful when people don’t give a crap about their town. It really stinks.” (RC/Pensacola News Journal) ...In Florida, taglines write themselves!Original Publication Date: 01 October 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
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