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Shut Your Pie Hole II

A 24-year-old man in Moundville, Ala., asked his younger brother if “the piece of cake was big enough for a grown [expletive] man,” claiming the piece of cheesecake the brother cut for him was too small. The brothers argued, and the older one punched the younger one in the face. The younger called police, and the unnamed cheesehead was charged with domestic violence/harassment. The local newspaper noted police “could not determine what type of cheesecake sparked the dispute.” (RC/Tuscaloosa News) ...Cap’n Crunch flavor.
Original Publication Date: 25 February 2018
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.

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