The Other White Meat
A domestic fight brought police to a home in Fort Pierce, Fla. William Welch, 46, whom police described as “intoxicated,” showed officers BBQ sauce stains on his shirt which, he said, were from his wife throwing a pork chop at him. Officers observed his wife, whom police described as “extremely intoxicated,” had a fat lip which, she said, was from her husband punching her in the mouth. Officers chose to arrest Mr. Welch, for battery. What was the fight about? “He advised that she keeps buying pork chops and he is sick of eating pork chops,” the police report explains. “He advised he wants to eat chicken.” (RC/Port St. Lucie News) ...Pigs just don’t know “You are what you eat.”Original Publication Date: 18 September 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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