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LELO, a Swedish “upmarket sex toys” brand, has a warehouse in Las Vegas, Nev. During the Memorial Day weekend, burglars broke into the warehouse to load up on products — about $9,000 worth of merchandise was stolen, LELO says. Security camera footage shows the men actually broke out the back window of their own pickup truck to fit more merchandise into the truck. The next day, there was another break-in — it was unclear whether it was the same two men — this time stealing 30,000 condoms. “One hopes that they stole those condoms, got into a time machine, went back 18 to 25 years (by the looks of it),” the company said in an online post, “and presented them all to their own fathers.” (RC/Las Vegas Review-Journal) ...Well that presumes they have any idea who their fathers were.Original Publication Date: 04 June 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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