Volume 18: "Blind" – This is True

This is True: Man Exposes Himself at Association for the Blind

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Meanwhile, you can view these stories from Volume 18:

03-Jul-2011 - Or, Perhaps, 10 Too Few
03-Jul-2011 - Incendiary Temper
03-Jul-2011 - Feeling Entitled, Are We?
03-Jul-2011 - Gun Control III
03-Jul-2011 - Protest Reformation
03-Jul-2011 - Experimenting with Modernity
03-Jul-2011 - Grandma and Grandpa’s Excellent Adventure
03-Jul-2011 - Yes, Your Honor
03-Jul-2011 - Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall
03-Jul-2011 - He Doesn’t Even Want to Know What the Bears Do in the Woods
03-Jul-2011 - Creates Cravings for Handi Wipes
03-Jul-2011 - Repeat Performance
03-Jul-2011 - What Was His Wife Doing?
10-Jul-2011 - Fashionable
10-Jul-2011 - Have His Head Examined, Too
10-Jul-2011 - Well, Yeah
10-Jul-2011 - He’s Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
10-Jul-2011 - A Series of Bad Choices
10-Jul-2011 - We Deliver
10-Jul-2011 - But He Was At Least Very Clean
10-Jul-2011 - One Monster of a Problem
10-Jul-2011 - State’s Evidence
10-Jul-2011 - Animal House
10-Jul-2011 - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone
17-Jul-2011 - Where There’s Obliviots, There’s Gold
17-Jul-2011 - Not Quite Foolproof
17-Jul-2011 - The Spice of Life
17-Jul-2011 - Boy, Is He Strict
17-Jul-2011 - What You Should Know
17-Jul-2011 - Back to School
17-Jul-2011 - New York, the Nanny State
17-Jul-2011 - Gypsy Ward
17-Jul-2011 - Seeking Uncle
17-Jul-2011 - An Officer and a Wanna-be Gentleman
17-Jul-2011 - Caddyshack — The Next Generation
17-Jul-2011 - Inferior
24-Jul-2011 - Becoming Alarmed Yet?
24-Jul-2011 - Ask a Silly Question
24-Jul-2011 - Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
24-Jul-2011 - But Don’t Let It Happen Again
24-Jul-2011 - Becoming Alarmed II
24-Jul-2011 - And You Thought You Had a Crappy Job
24-Jul-2011 - Obliviot of the Week
24-Jul-2011 - That Bites
24-Jul-2011 - Court of Law, Court of Justice — What’s the Difference?
24-Jul-2011 - Driving Test
24-Jul-2011 - It Hertz So Good
24-Jul-2011 - Your Mother Wears Combat Boots
31-Jul-2011 - The Old Ball and Chain
31-Jul-2011 - We Swear to God We’re Atheists
31-Jul-2011 - See How Dangerous Pit Bulls Are?
31-Jul-2011 - There Goes the Bride II
31-Jul-2011 - Leave the Driving to Us
31-Jul-2011 - Hold My Beer and Watch This
31-Jul-2011 - Swimming Sports II
31-Jul-2011 - Seeing Red (Sox)
31-Jul-2011 - Robbing Peter to Pay Paul
31-Jul-2011 - Maybe He Was Weight Conscious
31-Jul-2011 - A Bunch of Suckers
07-Aug-2011 - Then Why Did You Call it a ‘Drive-In’?
07-Aug-2011 - Idiot for Hire
07-Aug-2011 - Focused on the Job
07-Aug-2011 - Revenge of the Trees
07-Aug-2011 - Dead Head
07-Aug-2011 - Drivers Wanted
07-Aug-2011 - No Parking
07-Aug-2011 - Bumper Cars
07-Aug-2011 - Don’t Make a Federal Case Out of This
07-Aug-2011 - It’ll Work in a Clutch
07-Aug-2011 - Pot Stop
07-Aug-2011 - All Secure?
14-Aug-2011 - Obliviot of the Week #896
14-Aug-2011 - Trashy Neighbors
14-Aug-2011 - The Wild, Wild West
14-Aug-2011 - In Florida, Even the Animals Are Weird
14-Aug-2011 - OK, Who Squawked to the Cops?
14-Aug-2011 - No Transcript Left Behind
14-Aug-2011 - Adding Injury to Insults
14-Aug-2011 - Picky, Picky, Picky
14-Aug-2011 - Locked Up
14-Aug-2011 - Not a Compelling Argument
14-Aug-2011 - Who’s in Charge Here?
14-Aug-2011 - Let Them Eat Cake
14-Aug-2011 - An Idea So Bright, it’s Downright Incendiary
21-Aug-2011 - Any Volunteers?
21-Aug-2011 - Blame Canada
21-Aug-2011 - D.A.R.E. — to Keep Cops off Booze
21-Aug-2011 - DARE — Not to Laugh
21-Aug-2011 - Flushed with Remorse
21-Aug-2011 - Taking the (Lemon) Law into Your Own Hands
21-Aug-2011 - We Protest
21-Aug-2011 - Click, Click, Oops
21-Aug-2011 - Teen Angel
21-Aug-2011 - Chopper Chop Chop
21-Aug-2011 - Who Ya Gonna Call?
21-Aug-2011 - Take a Shot at Getting Her Back
21-Aug-2011 - Catch Me If You — Damn!
28-Aug-2011 - Ready?
28-Aug-2011 - Four Wheeling In Florida
28-Aug-2011 - I’ll Gladly Pay You Tomorrow For Some Drugs Today
28-Aug-2011 - The Public’s Right to Know
28-Aug-2011 - A Lucky, Lucky, Man
28-Aug-2011 - The Feed Your Head Office
28-Aug-2011 - Next Time, Take the Train
28-Aug-2011 - Going Medieval On You
28-Aug-2011 - It Only Happens in the Movies
28-Aug-2011 - What She Signed Up For
28-Aug-2011 - End of the Road
28-Aug-2011 - Keys In The Keys
28-Aug-2011 - And Some Poor Bastard Had to Arrest Him
04-Sep-2011 - You’d Have to be Drunk to Take Such a Political Risk
04-Sep-2011 - Went Around, Came Around
04-Sep-2011 - Driving While Infuriated
04-Sep-2011 - The Nut Cracked
04-Sep-2011 - Duty Belt
04-Sep-2011 - Freak of Nomenclature, Canadian Division
04-Sep-2011 - Stop When Flashing
04-Sep-2011 - Wake-up Call
04-Sep-2011 - Salvage Effort
04-Sep-2011 - Toying With the Public II
04-Sep-2011 - You Should’ve Seen the One that Got Away
04-Sep-2011 - Would You like Some Milk in Your Coffee?
11-Sep-2011 - Rules Are Rules
11-Sep-2011 - Shooting People Is Still Illegal
11-Sep-2011 - What Aroused Your Suspicions, Officer?
11-Sep-2011 - Cop & Robber
11-Sep-2011 - This is My Mom — She is from Hell
11-Sep-2011 - Botox Bandit
11-Sep-2011 - Yabba Dabba D’oh!
11-Sep-2011 - Wedding Cells
11-Sep-2011 - I’ll Be Back
11-Sep-2011 - Hard-Headed
11-Sep-2011 - Would You Shoot a Bully?
18-Sep-2011 - Say It, Don’t Spray It
18-Sep-2011 - Did He See Stars?
18-Sep-2011 - Moral Outrage of the Month
18-Sep-2011 - He Pinched, then Luckily Got Pinched Before He Was Pinched
18-Sep-2011 - Strong Man, Strong Breath — What’s the Difference?
18-Sep-2011 - Paging Jay Ward
18-Sep-2011 - A Tangle of Laws and Rules
18-Sep-2011 - C’mon — They Swept the Driveway First
18-Sep-2011 - Throw Out the Baby, No Bathwater
18-Sep-2011 - Another Contender for the Award
18-Sep-2011 - Something’s Missing
18-Sep-2011 - Was it Good for You?
25-Sep-2011 - Who Are These Clowns?
25-Sep-2011 - Free to Flash
25-Sep-2011 - Canine, Asinine — What’s the Difference?
25-Sep-2011 - It Doesn’t Matter as Long as He Won First
25-Sep-2011 - Learning About the Burns and the Bees
25-Sep-2011 - Smash and Grab
25-Sep-2011 - A Light in the Attic
25-Sep-2011 - RTFM
25-Sep-2011 - Misshapen Identity
25-Sep-2011 - She Already Used Up the Available “My Grandmother Died” Excuses
25-Sep-2011 - Teacher of the Month
25-Sep-2011 - Alien Concept
02-Oct-2011 - The Monster Mash
02-Oct-2011 - The Trials of Public Trials
02-Oct-2011 - For Spacious Skies
02-Oct-2011 - Don’t Show, Don’t Tell
02-Oct-2011 - When It Rains, It Pours
02-Oct-2011 - Driven
02-Oct-2011 - Cereal Offender II
02-Oct-2011 - Party School
02-Oct-2011 - Blockhead
02-Oct-2011 - Paging Dr. Howser, Dr. Doogie Howser
02-Oct-2011 - Journey’s End
02-Oct-2011 - Head Game
02-Oct-2011 - Caught Red-Pawed
09-Oct-2011 - Obliviot of the Week #904
09-Oct-2011 - In the U.S., Kids Win a Chance to Meet “Barney”
09-Oct-2011 - Drunkish and Stupidish
09-Oct-2011 - Good Plan
09-Oct-2011 - Amateur Hour II
09-Oct-2011 - Out of Tune
09-Oct-2011 - He’s Swimming in It
09-Oct-2011 - He Simply Wanted His Own Toy
09-Oct-2011 - Unreserved
09-Oct-2011 - A Life Stolen
09-Oct-2011 - His Civic Duty
09-Oct-2011 - Freak of Nomenclature, Municipal Division
16-Oct-2011 - Sunk
16-Oct-2011 - Academic Freedom
16-Oct-2011 - What’s Worse than Bringing a Knife to a Gun Fight?
16-Oct-2011 - Punk
16-Oct-2011 - Bunk
16-Oct-2011 - Thunk
16-Oct-2011 - Drunk
16-Oct-2011 - Flunk
16-Oct-2011 - Clunk
16-Oct-2011 - Petty Theft
16-Oct-2011 - Vote for Change
23-Oct-2011 - She’s Seeing Red
23-Oct-2011 - Ice Cream Kone
23-Oct-2011 - Will It Blend?
23-Oct-2011 - It’s Unlikely She’ll Make This Mistake Again
23-Oct-2011 - If At First You Don’t Succeed
23-Oct-2011 - Try, Try Again
23-Oct-2011 - A Bear of Very Little Brain
23-Oct-2011 - Can’t Stop this Feeling
23-Oct-2011 - Potty Humor
23-Oct-2011 - Driving off in a Huff
23-Oct-2011 - Making the Point
23-Oct-2011 - Just Call it Intuition
30-Oct-2011 - This is Getting Out of Hand
30-Oct-2011 - Stupid Is as Stupid Robs
30-Oct-2011 - Lawsuit Pending
30-Oct-2011 - So Much for McDonald’s, Taco Bell, and Others
30-Oct-2011 - The Irony Didn’t Even Register on Her
30-Oct-2011 - Bungled Burglary II
30-Oct-2011 - Celebrate the Centennial
30-Oct-2011 - Galoshes, Rubbers — What’s the Difference?
30-Oct-2011 - So, Why Does He Still Live There?
30-Oct-2011 - Think Outside the Bun
30-Oct-2011 - Online Crime
30-Oct-2011 - Foot Chase
06-Nov-2011 - Stiff Penalty
06-Nov-2011 - Corny Criminal
06-Nov-2011 - Completely Prohibited — Unless
06-Nov-2011 - Nice Try, Pal
06-Nov-2011 - Die-O-Rama
06-Nov-2011 - Postie Pasties Not Included
06-Nov-2011 - Tossing the Law
06-Nov-2011 - For Serious Transgressions, He Recommends The Rack
06-Nov-2011 - Grounds for Dismissal
06-Nov-2011 - Dirty Old Man
06-Nov-2011 - A Hairy Situation
06-Nov-2011 - The Truth Hurts
13-Nov-2011 - Understatement of the Week
13-Nov-2011 - Have a Seat II
13-Nov-2011 - Covering My Eyes, Running in Opposite Direction
13-Nov-2011 - The Time of Their Lives
13-Nov-2011 - Party Like It’s 1959
13-Nov-2011 - Out of the Mouths of Babes
13-Nov-2011 - Dazed and Confused
13-Nov-2011 - Witch Hunt
13-Nov-2011 - Where’s Mighty Mouse When You Need Him?
13-Nov-2011 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man II
13-Nov-2011 - It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time
20-Nov-2011 - Stop When Red Lights Flash
20-Nov-2011 - A Woman, Scorned
20-Nov-2011 - Welfare, Checked
20-Nov-2011 - A Friend, In Need
20-Nov-2011 - Paging Jennifer Lopez
20-Nov-2011 - Not Too Mature
20-Nov-2011 - It’s All About the Fees
20-Nov-2011 - Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s an Idiot
20-Nov-2011 - I ... Am Not ... an Animal!
20-Nov-2011 - Desperation, Defined
20-Nov-2011 - Extensive Shopping List
20-Nov-2011 - Pilfered Puppy
27-Nov-2011 - Competitive Shopping — Heavyweight Division
27-Nov-2011 - Copping a Feel
27-Nov-2011 - Nonsentient
27-Nov-2011 - Not Quite Centered II
27-Nov-2011 - Hindsight
27-Nov-2011 - Just Who Does He Think Is Going to Defend Him Now?
27-Nov-2011 - Banker’s Hours
27-Nov-2011 - Photo Wrath
27-Nov-2011 - Competition, Florida Style
27-Nov-2011 - Florida Competitiveness II
27-Nov-2011 - Blimey
27-Nov-2011 - What Do You Have to Do to Be Arrested Around Here?
27-Nov-2011 - Freak of Nomenclature, Hedge-Hurdling Division
27-Nov-2011 - And the Foliage Hurdles Winner Is
04-Dec-2011 - Justice Served
04-Dec-2011 - In the Doghouse
04-Dec-2011 - But It’s Not Even For Me!
04-Dec-2011 - What Do You Mean by “Ridiculous Lawsuits by Inmates”?
04-Dec-2011 - Did You Find Any Clues, Officer?
04-Dec-2011 - Penny for Your Thoughts?
04-Dec-2011 - King’s Privilege
04-Dec-2011 - Man of the Year
04-Dec-2011 - Call Me a Doctor!
04-Dec-2011 - To Hell With the Children
04-Dec-2011 - A Nice Place For the Night
11-Dec-2011 - High Security
11-Dec-2011 - Give Me an A!
11-Dec-2011 - Let’s All Go Way Over the Top
11-Dec-2011 - Bah, Humbug!
11-Dec-2011 - Well, Yeah
11-Dec-2011 - The Godfather Part IV
11-Dec-2011 - Trademark Madness
11-Dec-2011 - What Are You Trying to Say?
11-Dec-2011 - A Fool for a Client
11-Dec-2011 - Soundtrack by Schroeder
11-Dec-2011 - Take it All Off
11-Dec-2011 - Where There’s Smoke, There’s a Crime Scene
11-Dec-2011 - The Issue is Balls
18-Dec-2011 - Don’t Try This at Home
18-Dec-2011 - Fat Government
18-Dec-2011 - All Wet
18-Dec-2011 - Hand It Over or I’ll Squeak You!
18-Dec-2011 - Reasonable Doubt
18-Dec-2011 - Oh, the Humanity
18-Dec-2011 - Contempt of Court
18-Dec-2011 - Contempt of DMV
18-Dec-2011 - Career Man
18-Dec-2011 - Now Who Can Argue With That?
18-Dec-2011 - Ready, Fire, Aim!
18-Dec-2011 - The Real Question Is, Who Called the Ambulance?
25-Dec-2011 - Put this Project on Ice
25-Dec-2011 - This One’s For the Birds
25-Dec-2011 - May it Please the Catholic Knight Witch Hunter
25-Dec-2011 - Ho-Ho-Hogwash
25-Dec-2011 - Why Would You Think We Have a Drinking Problem?
25-Dec-2011 - A Frosty Reception
25-Dec-2011 - A Turkey and Some Mistletoe
25-Dec-2011 - Future Lunches to be Provided by the Nanny
25-Dec-2011 - Birthday Surprise
25-Dec-2011 - Watch While I Pull a Rabbit Outta My Hat
25-Dec-2011 - Have it Your Way
25-Dec-2011 - Trash and Nap
25-Dec-2011 - Sweating to the Oilers
01-Jan-2012 - It’s No Longer Cute
01-Jan-2012 - The Wife is Always the Last One to Know
01-Jan-2012 - People of Walmart
01-Jan-2012 - Now This is Cute
01-Jan-2012 - Hyperpolicing Disorder
01-Jan-2012 - Drop the Handbag!
01-Jan-2012 - Turned in at Albuquerque
01-Jan-2012 - How Zero Tolerance Plays Out in Business
01-Jan-2012 - Nabob vs. Weisen-Heimermann
01-Jan-2012 - Hard To Believe He Lived Through This
01-Jan-2012 - Thanks, I Needed That!
08-Jan-2012 - Let the Farce Be With You
08-Jan-2012 - I Smell a Rat
08-Jan-2012 - I’d Like My Change in $10,000 and $50,000 Bills, Please
08-Jan-2012 - Right Where It Hurts
08-Jan-2012 - Saber Rattling
08-Jan-2012 - Is This Deterrence?
08-Jan-2012 - Need More Deterrence?
08-Jan-2012 - Tutti Frutti (Aw-Rooty)
08-Jan-2012 - Bring Your Own Ice
08-Jan-2012 - Be Careful of the Justifications You Use
08-Jan-2012 - The Very Model of a Modern Protestor
08-Jan-2012 - How Could He Get So Low?
15-Jan-2012 - Let’s Change their Name from “The Palmetto State” to “The Zombie State”
15-Jan-2012 - Are You Joking?
15-Jan-2012 - Tempest in a C Cup
15-Jan-2012 - Rectum, Hell — It Damn Near Killed ’im!
15-Jan-2012 - When Changing the Locks Just Isn’t Enough
15-Jan-2012 - Liquid Bread
15-Jan-2012 - Another Criminal Case Wrapped Up
15-Jan-2012 - Was it Pedestrian Season?
15-Jan-2012 - Turnabout Intruder
15-Jan-2012 - Don’t Forget the Rock ’n’ Roll!
15-Jan-2012 - Call That Man an Ambulance
15-Jan-2012 - Don’t Cross Me
15-Jan-2012 - Love Thy Neighbor — Or Else!
22-Jan-2012 - Best Excuse Ever
22-Jan-2012 - Cocky Criminal
22-Jan-2012 - McRobbery and a Side of Lies
22-Jan-2012 - Interesting Interpretations
22-Jan-2012 - Business Idea, Obliviot Style
22-Jan-2012 - How Is She Supposed to Pay That Without Access to Her Purse?
22-Jan-2012 - iDumb Criminals
22-Jan-2012 - Hey Everybody, Look at This!
22-Jan-2012 - Wait... the Tampons Go WHERE?!
22-Jan-2012 - Crime Stinks
22-Jan-2012 - Maternal Instincts
22-Jan-2012 - Test Drive
29-Jan-2012 - It Takes 10-12 Hours for Him to Get Clear
29-Jan-2012 - Pity the Fool
29-Jan-2012 - Only the Name Has Been Changed
29-Jan-2012 - No, Really, Leave the Driving to Us
29-Jan-2012 - Hot Seller
29-Jan-2012 - Occupying a House
29-Jan-2012 - Hope To See You on Sunday
29-Jan-2012 - Have You Seen My Daddy?
29-Jan-2012 - Here’s Mud in Your Eye
29-Jan-2012 - Doesn’t Pass the Smell Test
29-Jan-2012 - He Cannot Tell a Lie
29-Jan-2012 - Freak of Nomenclature, Seattle Division
05-Feb-2012 - Make Mine To Go
05-Feb-2012 - Their Reputations Precede Them
05-Feb-2012 - Hookah Hijinks
05-Feb-2012 - If There’s a Heaven, it Ain’t in Florida
05-Feb-2012 - Criminal Affairs
05-Feb-2012 - Beats the Outline of a Body
05-Feb-2012 - Occupied II
05-Feb-2012 - Monkey Business
05-Feb-2012 - They Even Stole Home Base!
05-Feb-2012 - Do the Math
05-Feb-2012 - No Parking
05-Feb-2012 - Semi-Transparent
12-Feb-2012 - Oh, I Hate it When I Do That!
12-Feb-2012 - A Different Kind of Corrections
12-Feb-2012 - Once You’re In, You Just Can’t Win
12-Feb-2012 - He’s Got the Humor Thing Nailed
12-Feb-2012 - Water, Water, Everywhere
12-Feb-2012 - Painted Himself Into a Corner
12-Feb-2012 - Naturally!
12-Feb-2012 - The Sanctity of Marriage
12-Feb-2012 - Biting Off More Than He Can Chew — Defined
12-Feb-2012 - The War on Drugs, Continued
12-Feb-2012 - On the Run
19-Feb-2012 - I’d Rather Support a Charity for Mental Fitness
19-Feb-2012 - In the Line of Duty
19-Feb-2012 - The Most Fun You Can Have in Uniform
19-Feb-2012 - Fox in the Hen House
19-Feb-2012 - Blame Florida
19-Feb-2012 - Really Caused a Flap
19-Feb-2012 - Tats for Tots
19-Feb-2012 - Paging Officer Morpheus
19-Feb-2012 - High Pressure Sales
19-Feb-2012 - It’s High Time
19-Feb-2012 - This Excuse Doesn’t Have a Ghost of a Chance
19-Feb-2012 - Unbalanced
26-Feb-2012 - Zero Tolerance Squared
26-Feb-2012 - Mister Ma’am
26-Feb-2012 - Times of the Sign
26-Feb-2012 - Never Give Up
26-Feb-2012 - Excuse of the Week
26-Feb-2012 - Who Could Have Seen That Coming?
26-Feb-2012 - This Will Really Piss You Off
26-Feb-2012 - Well-Trained Professionals III
26-Feb-2012 - Burning Desire
26-Feb-2012 - Pissing Contest
26-Feb-2012 - Mayor of Loserville II
26-Feb-2012 - Maybe It Would Be Better to Leave It
26-Feb-2012 - Do Your Duty
26-Feb-2012 - Minister the Munitions
04-Mar-2012 - What’s Better than Knowing the Judge?
04-Mar-2012 - Clean Break
04-Mar-2012 - Nature’s Way
04-Mar-2012 - Smoking Kills
04-Mar-2012 - You’re Soaking In It
04-Mar-2012 - Damn You, Autocorrect!
04-Mar-2012 - Stink Bombs
04-Mar-2012 - Slow Learner
04-Mar-2012 - S.N.A.F.U.
04-Mar-2012 - Pretty in Pink
04-Mar-2012 - School Work
04-Mar-2012 - Beat Down
11-Mar-2012 - Bonus Prize
11-Mar-2012 - Roll Away Robber
11-Mar-2012 - Balls of Bleu
11-Mar-2012 - These Stories Always Come in Pairs
11-Mar-2012 - That’s Often How It Happens
11-Mar-2012 - Caveat Venditor II
11-Mar-2012 - Goody Two-Thefts
11-Mar-2012 - Side Business
11-Mar-2012 - Welcome, Thieves
11-Mar-2012 - Obliviot of the Week #926
11-Mar-2012 - If You Don’t like the Way I Drive, Stay off the Sidewalk
11-Mar-2012 - Monkey Do
11-Mar-2012 - ROFLOL
18-Mar-2012 - The Third Time’s the Charm
18-Mar-2012 - Floridian Roulette
18-Mar-2012 - Flying High
18-Mar-2012 - Double Your Fun
18-Mar-2012 - Head Banger
18-Mar-2012 - Money and Politics
18-Mar-2012 - Resisting Arrest, Florida Style
18-Mar-2012 - I Kid You Not
18-Mar-2012 - Freak of Nomenclature, Championship Match
18-Mar-2012 - Stupid Is as Drunk Does
18-Mar-2012 - Straighten Up and Fly Right
18-Mar-2012 - Toilet Trouble
18-Mar-2012 - Sugar, No; Cream, Definitely
18-Mar-2012 - Incompetent Criminal II
18-Mar-2012 - Joyride
25-Mar-2012 - Take My Land, Take My Fines
25-Mar-2012 - Even Cops Come Up with Lame Excuses
25-Mar-2012 - Ticket to Ride
25-Mar-2012 - We’re From the Government — We’re Here to Help You
25-Mar-2012 - Somehow He Never Got Off Probation
25-Mar-2012 - Take Me Where I Cannot Park
25-Mar-2012 - The Wheels of Democracy Grind Slowly
25-Mar-2012 - Teacher’s Pet
25-Mar-2012 - A Quiet Drive
25-Mar-2012 - Mercy Me
25-Mar-2012 - Don’t Lose Your Head II
25-Mar-2012 - Hot Issue
25-Mar-2012 - Right Place, Right Time
01-Apr-2012 - Ignorance of the Law Is a Proper Excuse (If)
01-Apr-2012 - You Call, We Haul
01-Apr-2012 - Texas: The Next Florida?
01-Apr-2012 - The Honeymoon’s Over
01-Apr-2012 - Usually One Must Go to a Bowling Alley to Meet Someone of Your Stature
01-Apr-2012 - Didn’t Go As Planned
01-Apr-2012 - Laser-Like Focus
01-Apr-2012 - Greasy Kid Stuff
01-Apr-2012 - Slo Wtoget Thejoke
01-Apr-2012 - Where No One Is Outvoted
01-Apr-2012 - Now World Famous
01-Apr-2012 - Leave a Message After the Biebs
01-Apr-2012 - And He Solemnly Swore
08-Apr-2012 - How Do You Plead?
08-Apr-2012 - More Beeped-up Character Education at Another Beeping School
08-Apr-2012 - To be Renamed Face-the-Music-Book
08-Apr-2012 - No Hay Que Buscarle Tres Pies Al Gato
08-Apr-2012 - Guerilla Marketing
08-Apr-2012 - We Have a Winner
08-Apr-2012 - A Noose on Both Ends
08-Apr-2012 - Look Up and Smile
08-Apr-2012 - Christine Returns
08-Apr-2012 - Not Accustomed to Telling the Truth
08-Apr-2012 - Don’t Make Mom Mad
08-Apr-2012 - Who Do You Call About Something Like This?
15-Apr-2012 - Many Recipients Evacuated Too
15-Apr-2012 - I’m Telling!
15-Apr-2012 - When the Moon Hits Your Guy Like a Big Pizza Pie That’s Amoré
15-Apr-2012 - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
15-Apr-2012 - Cleaning Up
15-Apr-2012 - The Inefficient Empire
15-Apr-2012 - Go Back to Sleep
15-Apr-2012 - Freak of Nomenclature, Vehicular Division
15-Apr-2012 - Fowl Pursuit
15-Apr-2012 - The Man in the Big Bunny Suit Was a Spy
15-Apr-2012 - No One Can Out-Stiff Al Gore
22-Apr-2012 - No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
22-Apr-2012 - Government Change
22-Apr-2012 - No Really, We Promise
22-Apr-2012 - One Way or Another, a Dumbbell was Involved
22-Apr-2012 - Call Me Emiliano
22-Apr-2012 - Don’t Do That — You’ll Just Make Him Angry
22-Apr-2012 - Pinky Swear
22-Apr-2012 - Maybe It Was a Whackjob
22-Apr-2012 - Textbook Incompetence
22-Apr-2012 - How Do You Plead?
22-Apr-2012 - This School’s a Riot
22-Apr-2012 - Strong Family Values
29-Apr-2012 - He was Forked Right from the Start
29-Apr-2012 - Socially Awkward
29-Apr-2012 - Socially Inept II
29-Apr-2012 - Er, Um, I Guess They’re Very Proud
29-Apr-2012 - Under the Influence
29-Apr-2012 - Can’t Be Too Careful
29-Apr-2012 - Hard-Driving II
29-Apr-2012 - Bag of Joy, Mishandled
29-Apr-2012 - Ad Lib
29-Apr-2012 - Jigsaw Puzzle
29-Apr-2012 - Was She Even Trying?
06-May-2012 - Next He’ll Be Singing the Blues
06-May-2012 - God Went Down to Florida
06-May-2012 - Uneasy Rider
06-May-2012 - Whee!
06-May-2012 - OK, But How Did They Know?
06-May-2012 - Dirty Crime
06-May-2012 - Now You Know Why He Flunked Out
06-May-2012 - The Thin Blue Line
06-May-2012 - So Just How Ugly is His Girlfriend?
06-May-2012 - Obliviocy? Obviously!
06-May-2012 - Indistinguishable from Magic
06-May-2012 - Dress for Success
06-May-2012 - Who Could Believe This?
13-May-2012 - Reasonable Accommodation
13-May-2012 - Missing the Point Entirely — Municipal Division
13-May-2012 - Where There’s Smoke, There’s Hawtness
13-May-2012 - Whine to Your Mother About It
13-May-2012 - Moral Bankruptcy Declared Years Ago
13-May-2012 - The Just Man and the Nice Man
13-May-2012 - Freak of Nomenclature, Property Tax Division
13-May-2012 - No, Really — It’s the 21st Century (Part 935)
13-May-2012 - The What?
13-May-2012 - He Got Held
13-May-2012 - Dopes on Dope
13-May-2012 - Dopes on a Rope
13-May-2012 - One Night, Can No Longer Stand
20-May-2012 - Garden Variety Zero Tolerance
20-May-2012 - Anatomy Lesson II
20-May-2012 - And He Has Experience
20-May-2012 - Not to Mention Really Bad Taste
20-May-2012 - He Rammed What Couldn’t Dodge
20-May-2012 - What, No Raspberry?
20-May-2012 - She-Hulk Mad
20-May-2012 - What a Lousy Shot
20-May-2012 - Oopsie
20-May-2012 - Let the (Police) Force Be With You
20-May-2012 - Ready, Fire, Aim
20-May-2012 - Paging Dr. Grafenberg
27-May-2012 - Crimson-Faced
27-May-2012 - Psych!
27-May-2012 - Sunbathing is Hazardous to Your Health
27-May-2012 - This We’ll Defend
27-May-2012 - Luckily, They Were Able to Track Him Down
27-May-2012 - He’ll Take the Tickets
27-May-2012 - Cool Your Jets
27-May-2012 - Black & White and Bent All Over
27-May-2012 - Old Enough to Know Better
27-May-2012 - Hair of the Dog
27-May-2012 - Hunger Pangs
27-May-2012 - Victory is His
27-May-2012 - Dishonored
03-Jun-2012 - Pawn Star
03-Jun-2012 - Catch ’em If You Can
03-Jun-2012 - Study Haul
03-Jun-2012 - Never Bring a Knife to a — Wait, What?
03-Jun-2012 - Reality, What a Concept II
03-Jun-2012 - Who Watches the Watchers Who Watch the Watchers?
03-Jun-2012 - Stick ’Em Up
03-Jun-2012 - Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
03-Jun-2012 - A Test of Character
03-Jun-2012 - Is That What the Kids Are Calling It These Days?
03-Jun-2012 - Not His Usual Camera
03-Jun-2012 - D.I.Y.
10-Jun-2012 - That’s Right, Blame the Cops
10-Jun-2012 - A Lack of Grace
10-Jun-2012 - Don’t Get Splinters
10-Jun-2012 - His Mother Will Be Perplexed by the Holes in the Garden
10-Jun-2012 - This is No Lap Dog
10-Jun-2012 - This Piggy Went Wiggy
10-Jun-2012 - Cawt Drunk
10-Jun-2012 - One More for the Road
10-Jun-2012 - Roughing It
10-Jun-2012 - Rest and Relaxation At Last
10-Jun-2012 - Nap Time
10-Jun-2012 - Brethren! Lend Me Your Ears!
10-Jun-2012 - Charity Case
17-Jun-2012 - Act 2, Scene 1
17-Jun-2012 - Didn’t Eve Make a Similar Mistake?
17-Jun-2012 - A Rash Decision
17-Jun-2012 - Nobody Gets to Have Fun Anymore
17-Jun-2012 - Act 3, Strike 3
17-Jun-2012 - Financially Illiterate
17-Jun-2012 - Now Cheer This
17-Jun-2012 - Now Cheer this Too
17-Jun-2012 - Backfire
17-Jun-2012 - Super Commuters
17-Jun-2012 - Battle Royale
17-Jun-2012 - Don’t You Feel Secure?
24-Jun-2012 - Needs Improvement
24-Jun-2012 - Taco Terrorist
24-Jun-2012 - Dinnertime Surprise
24-Jun-2012 - Dogged Determination
24-Jun-2012 - Freaks of Nomenclature, Bilateral Division
24-Jun-2012 - Because He Used Too Much, or Too Little?
24-Jun-2012 - A Talented Drunk
24-Jun-2012 - If the Joke Is Cold, Repeat It
24-Jun-2012 - Molar Less
24-Jun-2012 - This Ban’s Ignoble
24-Jun-2012 - Lesson Not Learned
24-Jun-2012 - Persistence
24-Jun-2012 - They Deliver, Too
24-Jun-2012 - A Gold-Standard Defense