Volume 21: "Dog Drove" – This is True

This is True: Drunk Man Says Dog Drove Him to Store

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Meanwhile, you can view these stories from Volume 21:

06-Jul-2014 - Give It a Shot
06-Jul-2014 - Unscheduled Geography Lesson
06-Jul-2014 - Paging Dr. Freud
06-Jul-2014 - The Flavor of Freedom
06-Jul-2014 - In Mississippi, That’s a Bad Bet
06-Jul-2014 - Dare to Be Dumb
06-Jul-2014 - Dare to Set an Example
06-Jul-2014 - At Least He Wasn’t Drunk-Driving
06-Jul-2014 - Bicycle Adventure
06-Jul-2014 - Rugged American Individualism
06-Jul-2014 - Special Delivery
06-Jul-2014 - Unsustainable
06-Jul-2014 - You Say Granada, They Say...
13-Jul-2014 - Final Indignity
13-Jul-2014 - Disinformation and Belief
13-Jul-2014 - By the Book
13-Jul-2014 - Dummy! Everyone Knows Aliens Only Land in Florida or California
13-Jul-2014 - Faced Booking
13-Jul-2014 - Fleeing Florida Malefactor
13-Jul-2014 - Don’t Work Too Hard
13-Jul-2014 - Try Tuna
13-Jul-2014 - SWhAT?
13-Jul-2014 - How’s That Tactic Working Out for You, Bonfiglio?
13-Jul-2014 - Bad Example
13-Jul-2014 - Come In!
20-Jul-2014 - Extra Talented
20-Jul-2014 - Sexualized
20-Jul-2014 - Party Crasher
20-Jul-2014 - The World’s Oldest Victimless Crime
20-Jul-2014 - Why? Was it In Her Mouth?
20-Jul-2014 - Cheaters Never Prosper
20-Jul-2014 - The Third Time Will Be the Charm
20-Jul-2014 - The Father, the Son, and the Church Bus Driver
20-Jul-2014 - NYPD Blew It
20-Jul-2014 - Offisher
20-Jul-2014 - Liquid Stupidity
20-Jul-2014 - Attack of the Drones
20-Jul-2014 - Rule No. 1
27-Jul-2014 - Trickle Down
27-Jul-2014 - Supply and Demand
27-Jul-2014 - Bad Judgment
27-Jul-2014 - Barber Pole, Stripper Pole — What’s the Difference?
27-Jul-2014 - He Had to — the Owner was Too Drunk to Drive
27-Jul-2014 - Bureaucracy Inaction
27-Jul-2014 - Love and Marriage
27-Jul-2014 - Highley Intoxicated
27-Jul-2014 - Hungry, Too
27-Jul-2014 - Where’s the Beef?
27-Jul-2014 - Double Stunt
27-Jul-2014 - Neat Trick
27-Jul-2014 - There’s Something Different about this Gun
03-Aug-2014 - Railroaded
03-Aug-2014 - Kill It with Fire
03-Aug-2014 - Thirsty Work
03-Aug-2014 - Point Taken
03-Aug-2014 - What — the Kid Wasn’t Expelled?
03-Aug-2014 - He Had Better Hope That Rabbit Doesn’t Die
03-Aug-2014 - Out of Court
03-Aug-2014 - Time to Think
03-Aug-2014 - Breaking up Is Hard to Do
03-Aug-2014 - Have it Your Way
03-Aug-2014 - Alcohol and Florida Don’t Mix
03-Aug-2014 - Mock Miley
03-Aug-2014 - Where’s the Fraud?
03-Aug-2014 - Mugged
10-Aug-2014 - Speed Kills
10-Aug-2014 - Are You Ready for the New School Year?
10-Aug-2014 - Human Kindness Is Overflowing
10-Aug-2014 - I Wonder If They Have Coverage for That?
10-Aug-2014 - Special Delivery
10-Aug-2014 - Closet Celebrity
10-Aug-2014 - Art Authority
10-Aug-2014 - Sometimes the Solution Comes to You
10-Aug-2014 - Darwin Wins Another Round
10-Aug-2014 - Darwin II
10-Aug-2014 - Irrational Selfieshness
10-Aug-2014 - Above the Call of Duty
17-Aug-2014 - Spoiler Alert
17-Aug-2014 - Late Riser
17-Aug-2014 - Apply Directly to the Head
17-Aug-2014 - Freak of Nomenclature, Extreme Edition
17-Aug-2014 - This is No Two-Bit Crook
17-Aug-2014 - The Eyes Have It
17-Aug-2014 - All in a Day’s Work
17-Aug-2014 - Sign of the Pajama Lapse
17-Aug-2014 - The Government Wants Money from Your Underwear
17-Aug-2014 - To Protect and Serve II
17-Aug-2014 - Craving Pizza
17-Aug-2014 - Pizza Cravings II
17-Aug-2014 - Don’t Sweat the Huge Stuff
24-Aug-2014 - A Clear Lack of Physical Fitness
24-Aug-2014 - WTF?
24-Aug-2014 - Next Requirement, a DNA Sample
24-Aug-2014 - This Story Is Full of Holes
24-Aug-2014 - Some Pig
24-Aug-2014 - So Now You Know What Started the ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’
24-Aug-2014 - Zero Tolerance, Jurassic Edition
24-Aug-2014 - What Part of “Don’t Try this at Home” Did You Not Understand?
24-Aug-2014 - The Questioning Sort
24-Aug-2014 - In the Soup
24-Aug-2014 - Let’s Go for a Walk
24-Aug-2014 - Physician, Heal Thyself
24-Aug-2014 - Soccer Hooligans
24-Aug-2014 - That’s What It’s All About
31-Aug-2014 - Romans 12:19
31-Aug-2014 - Fore!
31-Aug-2014 - It Rubbed Her the Wrong Way
31-Aug-2014 - Nightmare
31-Aug-2014 - Beastly
31-Aug-2014 - Sour Lemons
31-Aug-2014 - Snow in Florida
31-Aug-2014 - Eeek Coli
31-Aug-2014 - Seeds of Discontent
31-Aug-2014 - Captain Crunch
31-Aug-2014 - This Is a Test
31-Aug-2014 - Allergic to Birthdays
31-Aug-2014 - Playing Cops and Robbers
07-Sep-2014 - White Privilege
07-Sep-2014 - Talkative
07-Sep-2014 - Armed for a Storm
07-Sep-2014 - Paint the Town Red
07-Sep-2014 - Guaranteed Loss
07-Sep-2014 - Decepticop
07-Sep-2014 - Don’t Believe Everything You Read on the Internet
07-Sep-2014 - Make Sure He’s All the Way Dead
07-Sep-2014 - Ruff Sex
07-Sep-2014 - Equal Time
07-Sep-2014 - Would Have Preferred Folger’s in Her Cup
07-Sep-2014 - Moving Target
07-Sep-2014 - How Long Does It Take?
14-Sep-2014 - Calculate the Odds of this Catching up with Her
14-Sep-2014 - Dangerous Job
14-Sep-2014 - Had Me a Blast, Happened So Fast
14-Sep-2014 - Call Waiting
14-Sep-2014 - By Slipping Them into Her Handbag
14-Sep-2014 - Inappropriate Attire for School
14-Sep-2014 - Inappropriate Attire for School II
14-Sep-2014 - Lady Linebacker
14-Sep-2014 - A Lesson in Online Etiquette
14-Sep-2014 - Show Me the Money!
14-Sep-2014 - Sleeping on the Job
14-Sep-2014 - Follow at a Safe Distance
14-Sep-2014 - Oh Deere
21-Sep-2014 - Branch Office
21-Sep-2014 - Evidence
21-Sep-2014 - Walter White Would Be Proud
21-Sep-2014 - The Devil You Say
21-Sep-2014 - The Fight Was Over Which One was the Biggest Ass
21-Sep-2014 - Specism — It’s a Thing
21-Sep-2014 - Freak of Nomenclature, Breakfast Meat Edition
21-Sep-2014 - Dry Town, Hot Water
21-Sep-2014 - Hot Dog
21-Sep-2014 - Distracted Driving
21-Sep-2014 - Impatient
21-Sep-2014 - Everything But the Kitchen Sink. Wait...
21-Sep-2014 - Cold-Hearted
28-Sep-2014 - Zero Tolerance for Thinking
28-Sep-2014 - Get Out
28-Sep-2014 - It Wasn’t Exactly Coke
28-Sep-2014 - Classical Zero Tolerance
28-Sep-2014 - Once
28-Sep-2014 - The Victim Was Fuming
28-Sep-2014 - The Circus of Life is Missing a Clown
28-Sep-2014 - Da Jail Life
28-Sep-2014 - Vroom
28-Sep-2014 - Attractive Nuisance
28-Sep-2014 - Armored for the Wind
28-Sep-2014 - Batty
28-Sep-2014 - Plenty More in His Pic-a-nik Basket
05-Oct-2014 - Not So Wild
05-Oct-2014 - Another One Snapped Up
05-Oct-2014 - Who’s Calling?
05-Oct-2014 - Unfree Birds
05-Oct-2014 - Where Were the Parents?
05-Oct-2014 - Even Less Wild
05-Oct-2014 - Don’t Be a Baby
05-Oct-2014 - Responsible Driver
05-Oct-2014 - Who Does the Dirty Work?
05-Oct-2014 - No Good Deed
05-Oct-2014 - Gotcha
05-Oct-2014 - Many Layers to This Story
05-Oct-2014 - Out of the Box
12-Oct-2014 - Smoke Screen
12-Oct-2014 - Lesson in the Real World
12-Oct-2014 - Gullible Guests
12-Oct-2014 - Everyone Wants to Be a Critic
12-Oct-2014 - Can You Walk on Water?
12-Oct-2014 - The Clown Behind the Mask
12-Oct-2014 - Life as a Punching Bag
12-Oct-2014 - Who Watches the Watchers
12-Oct-2014 - Who Watches the Watchers II
12-Oct-2014 - Think of the Children
12-Oct-2014 - Putrid Pussers
12-Oct-2014 - These Kids and Their Rock and Roll
19-Oct-2014 - Out of Control
19-Oct-2014 - Dumber Than a Smart Phone
19-Oct-2014 - In Monopoly You Get to Keep the Money
19-Oct-2014 - Not What They Mean by “Diming Someone Out”
19-Oct-2014 - I Wouldn’t Touch This Guy with a 10-foot Pole
19-Oct-2014 - Yes, Well, We Didn’t Mean for the Kids to See That
19-Oct-2014 - Turnabout
19-Oct-2014 - My Dad is My Enabler
19-Oct-2014 - Safety First!
19-Oct-2014 - Someone Was In a Huff
19-Oct-2014 - Undo Ings
19-Oct-2014 - Someone Cynned
19-Oct-2014 - You Can Expect Stuff Like This from a Foreign-Owned Company
19-Oct-2014 - You’d Get Better Results with a $400 Hammer
26-Oct-2014 - Another Week, Another Floridiot
26-Oct-2014 - Illuminated
26-Oct-2014 - A Criminal Mess
26-Oct-2014 - Scintillating Intelligence
26-Oct-2014 - The Universal Scapegoat (Late 2014 Edition)
26-Oct-2014 - Very Distracted Driving
26-Oct-2014 - Half-Cocked
26-Oct-2014 - Shopping for Voters
26-Oct-2014 - Shopping for Voters II
26-Oct-2014 - It’s Shot
26-Oct-2014 - Good Dog!
26-Oct-2014 - Real Estate Rip-Off
26-Oct-2014 - Extra Bats in Her Belfry
02-Nov-2014 - Hold My CH3OH and Watch This!
02-Nov-2014 - Making Them Pay
02-Nov-2014 - Driven to Crime
02-Nov-2014 - Not a Good Escape Strategy
02-Nov-2014 - The $10,000 Question
02-Nov-2014 - Don’t Move
02-Nov-2014 - No Tolerance
02-Nov-2014 - A Little More Tolerance
02-Nov-2014 - California Hottie Patrol
02-Nov-2014 - 21st Century Vanity
02-Nov-2014 - The Dog Ate Her What?
02-Nov-2014 - Didn’t Think to Look There
09-Nov-2014 - Free Thought for All
09-Nov-2014 - Stop the Hypocrisy
09-Nov-2014 - Dummit!
09-Nov-2014 - The Meek Won’t Inherit the Earth
09-Nov-2014 - But There Were Bars in the Windows
09-Nov-2014 - Ook
09-Nov-2014 - Drugs Make You Stupid
09-Nov-2014 - Second-Guessed
09-Nov-2014 - Pledge to Do Better
09-Nov-2014 - What Can You Say?
09-Nov-2014 - Confession Is Good for the Soul
09-Nov-2014 - Nice Try
09-Nov-2014 - Safety First
16-Nov-2014 - Burned
16-Nov-2014 - An Apple a Day Keeps School Away
16-Nov-2014 - Blood on His Hands
16-Nov-2014 - In Justice Class
16-Nov-2014 - OK Mister, Drop It!
16-Nov-2014 - It’s in the Bag
16-Nov-2014 - Strike Four
16-Nov-2014 - Eau Dear
16-Nov-2014 - Oh Bother!
16-Nov-2014 - Smart Dog, Bad Best Friend
16-Nov-2014 - Bad Habit
16-Nov-2014 - Judgment and Collection
16-Nov-2014 - Home Field Advantage
23-Nov-2014 - Another Kind of Red Scare
23-Nov-2014 - Un-Gun
23-Nov-2014 - Cast Off
23-Nov-2014 - If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say, Read the Fine Print
23-Nov-2014 - You Know the Guy — Really Short, Bushy Beard
23-Nov-2014 - Cold, but Not That Cold
23-Nov-2014 - If I’m Wrong, I’ll Eat My Words
23-Nov-2014 - The Dangers of Smoking Are Real
23-Nov-2014 - Short Sale
23-Nov-2014 - There’s One at Every Tragedy
23-Nov-2014 - She Took the Words Right Out of Her Mouth
23-Nov-2014 - A Good First Date Is Guaranteed
23-Nov-2014 - A Bad First Date is Guaranteed
30-Nov-2014 - How Much for That Doggy in the Window
30-Nov-2014 - I Go Where I’m Told
30-Nov-2014 - Freak of Nomenclature Extraordinaire
30-Nov-2014 - Dead Letter Office
30-Nov-2014 - People of New York
30-Nov-2014 - Magic Wand
30-Nov-2014 - Did ’E Cheatham?
30-Nov-2014 - Alarming
30-Nov-2014 - Museum Control
30-Nov-2014 - Failure to Plan Means You’re Planning to Fail
30-Nov-2014 - Bears of Little Brain
30-Nov-2014 - Rotten Tomato
07-Dec-2014 - Ready, Set, Wait
07-Dec-2014 - Mother Goes into Retractions
07-Dec-2014 - Killing the Dead
07-Dec-2014 - Their Bean Burritos Are Killer
07-Dec-2014 - This Money Is Funny
07-Dec-2014 - Here’s How Not to Do This
07-Dec-2014 - Asgard Called; They Want Their Name Back
07-Dec-2014 - False Idol
07-Dec-2014 - Between the Wrong Legs
07-Dec-2014 - Potshot
07-Dec-2014 - Saving Face
07-Dec-2014 - No Wonder He Liked It — He Was Brought Up on Fast Food
14-Dec-2014 - Vendetta
14-Dec-2014 - Sign This Consent, and You’ll Get What You Deserve
14-Dec-2014 - Is That a Banana in Your Hand, or Are You Just Mad at Me?
14-Dec-2014 - Boies Will Be Boies
14-Dec-2014 - Did He Get the Job?
14-Dec-2014 - Can I Get a Witness?
14-Dec-2014 - If You Can’t Lick ’em, Plead Guilty
14-Dec-2014 - Paying for It
14-Dec-2014 - Squad 51, Where Are You?
14-Dec-2014 - River Crabbed
14-Dec-2014 - Fighting Chickens
14-Dec-2014 - Dibsies
14-Dec-2014 - A Handful
21-Dec-2014 - Can You Just Picture This?
21-Dec-2014 - Chrismakah
21-Dec-2014 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do
21-Dec-2014 - There Goes Santa Claus
21-Dec-2014 - Keep Trying
21-Dec-2014 - Go To Jail. Go Directly to Jail
21-Dec-2014 - The Future Looks Bleak
21-Dec-2014 - Wait — They Need Formal Training for This?
21-Dec-2014 - The Flying Dutchman
21-Dec-2014 - Fishing Expedition
21-Dec-2014 - Responsibility
21-Dec-2014 - Be Careful What You Ask For
21-Dec-2014 - These People Crack Me Up
21-Dec-2014 - The Sentence That Can’t Be Appealed
28-Dec-2014 - Taxing Authority
28-Dec-2014 - Warning — Obliviot At Wheel
28-Dec-2014 - Who Needs a White Bronco when You’re a Black Heifer
28-Dec-2014 - Namefreaks, Namby-Pamby Division
28-Dec-2014 - Cough Up the Money!
28-Dec-2014 - The Crime Escalator
28-Dec-2014 - Get Your Stories Straight
28-Dec-2014 - The Banks Giveth, and the Banks Taketh Away
28-Dec-2014 - Yellow — Caution
28-Dec-2014 - The Influence of Pastafarianism
28-Dec-2014 - Sounds Fishy to Me
28-Dec-2014 - Lesson Not Learned
28-Dec-2014 - Statehouse/Jailhouse
04-Jan-2015 - Merry Christmas!
04-Jan-2015 - Bedroom Negligence
04-Jan-2015 - This Is Only a Drill
04-Jan-2015 - Big Man on Campus
04-Jan-2015 - Well, Sure
04-Jan-2015 - Chucked Out
04-Jan-2015 - Dead Serious
04-Jan-2015 - If You Don’t Like My Driving, Stay Out of Bed
04-Jan-2015 - Arrrguably Still High
04-Jan-2015 - Buck the System
04-Jan-2015 - Is There Such a Thing as a Free Ticket?
04-Jan-2015 - Who’s Going to Patch Up the Bullet Holes?
04-Jan-2015 - Feeling His Oats
11-Jan-2015 - Blind Rage
11-Jan-2015 - A Free Society Would Gag Over Such an Order
11-Jan-2015 - Get out of Jailing, with Pay
11-Jan-2015 - Kirby Delauter Should Know Better
11-Jan-2015 - Couldn’t Get a Sitter
11-Jan-2015 - R. Kelly Called; He Wants His Song Back
11-Jan-2015 - Keystone Kriminal
11-Jan-2015 - Cars Come under a Salt
11-Jan-2015 - Cars Get under Your Skin
11-Jan-2015 - She’s Like, Likeable
11-Jan-2015 - A Shot by Any Other Name
11-Jan-2015 - Rosie Palm and Her Five Sisters
11-Jan-2015 - Young Love Doesn’t Have an Age Limit
18-Jan-2015 - Shake it Off(icer)
18-Jan-2015 - They Don’t Deserve to Die
18-Jan-2015 - Thrust and Parry
18-Jan-2015 - Only in Alaska
18-Jan-2015 - Way to Celebrate
18-Jan-2015 - Milking the System
18-Jan-2015 - Under New Management
18-Jan-2015 - D, for the Dope He Is
18-Jan-2015 - Canned Food Drive
18-Jan-2015 - Where Is Soupy Sales When You Need Him?
18-Jan-2015 - The Love of Three Inches
18-Jan-2015 - Oh, Well That Makes It OK, Then
25-Jan-2015 - The Nanny State’s Nanny Police Force
25-Jan-2015 - Lorena Bobbitt — The Sequel
25-Jan-2015 - Malpractice, Gangnam Style
25-Jan-2015 - Birthday Bashed
25-Jan-2015 - So Angry, He Was Breathing Fire
25-Jan-2015 - Current as of 1947
25-Jan-2015 - Above the Law
25-Jan-2015 - Armed, Meet Dangerous
25-Jan-2015 - Crackdown
25-Jan-2015 - A Sock Put Him in It
25-Jan-2015 - The Roar is Back
25-Jan-2015 - Doctor on Wheels
25-Jan-2015 - Cleanup on Aisle 5
01-Feb-2015 - Sometimes It Takes Awhile
01-Feb-2015 - Away From a Manger
01-Feb-2015 - If You Don’t Have a Brain, Borrow One
01-Feb-2015 - Out Raged
01-Feb-2015 - Just How Stupid Are Some People?
01-Feb-2015 - Bulldozed
01-Feb-2015 - The Iceman Cometh
01-Feb-2015 - Truth in Advertising, Floridumb Edition
01-Feb-2015 - Just Another Drunk Driver
01-Feb-2015 - Bigamy and Bi-lawyery
01-Feb-2015 - Fake D’oh!
01-Feb-2015 - Rails Can Be Slippery When Wet
01-Feb-2015 - He Also Observed That School Officials Are Obliviots
08-Feb-2015 - Mayberry Isn’t in Ohio
08-Feb-2015 - Status Doesn’t Always Give You a Leg to Stand On
08-Feb-2015 - The Real Victim
08-Feb-2015 - Don’t Hate Them Because They’re Beautiful
08-Feb-2015 - The Easiest Bust They Made All Day
08-Feb-2015 - Not His Default
08-Feb-2015 - Off Target
08-Feb-2015 - Dad Hasbro-ken the Faith
08-Feb-2015 - Gritty Güllebunker
08-Feb-2015 - I Know You Are but What Am I?
08-Feb-2015 - True to the West
08-Feb-2015 - Call of Duty
08-Feb-2015 - Romper Room
15-Feb-2015 - Another Member of the Felony Party
15-Feb-2015 - Dirty is the New Clean
15-Feb-2015 - Judge Not, Lest...
15-Feb-2015 - A Little Less Free
15-Feb-2015 - Well Yeah, Who Doesn’t?
15-Feb-2015 - Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gunfight; Instead...
15-Feb-2015 - Actually, Coffee Would Probably Be Prohibited Too
15-Feb-2015 - The Wussification of America, Continued
15-Feb-2015 - Paging Steve McQueen
15-Feb-2015 - Dead Air
15-Feb-2015 - Not Black or White
15-Feb-2015 - Dominated 2
15-Feb-2015 - Serious Issue Tackled
22-Feb-2015 - This Guy Deserves a Kik in the Teeth
22-Feb-2015 - Locked Out
22-Feb-2015 - UKKR
22-Feb-2015 - Out of Season
22-Feb-2015 - Florida? Yep, Florida
22-Feb-2015 - Details Count
22-Feb-2015 - Spelling Counts
22-Feb-2015 - Fifty Shades of Newsprint
22-Feb-2015 - A Fecal Matter
22-Feb-2015 - Where a Kid Can Be a Kid
22-Feb-2015 - Tanks for Driving Carefully
22-Feb-2015 - Go Beavers!
22-Feb-2015 - Making Monkeys Out of the Bomb Squad
01-Mar-2015 - Somebody Needs to Be Ashamed
01-Mar-2015 - Go Sue Yourself
01-Mar-2015 - The Lies People Tell Themselves
01-Mar-2015 - If Your Face Doesn’t Stop Traffic, Try Showing More
01-Mar-2015 - Just Don’t Tell Teen Boys
01-Mar-2015 - Shame II
01-Mar-2015 - Stranger Than Stranger Danger
01-Mar-2015 - Selfie Incrimination
01-Mar-2015 - Education Improves Your Mind!
01-Mar-2015 - Know When to Hold ’Em, Know When to Fold ’Em
01-Mar-2015 - Have You No Respect for Privacy?
01-Mar-2015 - The Legislature’s Prerogative
01-Mar-2015 - Curried Potatoes
08-Mar-2015 - Anything But a Two-Bit Actor
08-Mar-2015 - Oh His God (Whichever He Is)
08-Mar-2015 - Out on a Limb
08-Mar-2015 - What Successful Bureaucratic Reform Looks Like
08-Mar-2015 - Hit and Run, and Hit, And...
08-Mar-2015 - Salary, Plus Great Benefits
08-Mar-2015 - Fill in the Blank
08-Mar-2015 - Crime and Punishment
08-Mar-2015 - Get Justice
08-Mar-2015 - A Matter of Procedure
08-Mar-2015 - The Dish on Small Business
08-Mar-2015 - How High?
15-Mar-2015 - You Take One Down, and Pass It Around
15-Mar-2015 - Wait, There’s More!
15-Mar-2015 - 1+1≠2
15-Mar-2015 - False Profit
15-Mar-2015 - Well, As Long As She Had a Valid Reason
15-Mar-2015 - The “Terrorists” Are Getting Fabulous!
15-Mar-2015 - Prosecutors Aren’t Just Playing
15-Mar-2015 - Unanswered Prayers
15-Mar-2015 - Grand Theft Wheelchair
15-Mar-2015 - Factual Scientific Debate
15-Mar-2015 - I Want My Lawyer
15-Mar-2015 - Some People Never Learn — Because They Apparently Can’t
15-Mar-2015 - No. 2
22-Mar-2015 - Blowing Smoke
22-Mar-2015 - Cocktails, Floridumb Style
22-Mar-2015 - Suspicion Aroused
22-Mar-2015 - That’s No Dummy
22-Mar-2015 - Another Innocent Life Destroyed by Zero Tolerance
22-Mar-2015 - Annnnd Presto!
22-Mar-2015 - The Most Transparent Administration in History
22-Mar-2015 - Please Speak Clearly Into the Microphone
22-Mar-2015 - Always Be Careful When Ordering the Special
22-Mar-2015 - Just Try to Blend In
22-Mar-2015 - Around the Curves, or Just a Wrong Turn?
22-Mar-2015 - Fanning the Flames
22-Mar-2015 - High-Stakes Testing
22-Mar-2015 - Older and Bigger
29-Mar-2015 - Do Not Wear Near Open Flame
29-Mar-2015 - Irrational
29-Mar-2015 - You Need Dos Personas
29-Mar-2015 - You Should Have Gone Before You Left
29-Mar-2015 - Voter-Driven
29-Mar-2015 - Lawyer Declares Client ‘Competent’
29-Mar-2015 - The Price of Democracy
29-Mar-2015 - What Garbage!
29-Mar-2015 - Some Things Just Don’t Fit Under a Jacket
29-Mar-2015 - Best Man
29-Mar-2015 - Walking on Water — Not for the Faint of Heart
29-Mar-2015 - Oh Phuket
29-Mar-2015 - Meth or an “Opiate”
29-Mar-2015 - What a Pain in the Butt
05-Apr-2015 - Botany Bay Elementary School
05-Apr-2015 - Sometimes the Solution is Worse than the Problem
05-Apr-2015 - Don’t Inhale
05-Apr-2015 - Who Will Demolish the Roads?
05-Apr-2015 - How the Easter Bunny Gets All Around the World in One Day
05-Apr-2015 - Lead by Example — or Not
05-Apr-2015 - Bring a Jacket
05-Apr-2015 - A Critique without Reasons
05-Apr-2015 - #Unfit, #Immature, #MaybeCrazy
05-Apr-2015 - No Quarter
05-Apr-2015 - iBusted
05-Apr-2015 - Their Name Says “Service”
05-Apr-2015 - Freak of Nomenclature, Social Justice Division
12-Apr-2015 - Zero Tolerance for Shenanigans
12-Apr-2015 - Double Dipping
12-Apr-2015 - Triple Dipping
12-Apr-2015 - Little Green Apology
12-Apr-2015 - Not a Patriot
12-Apr-2015 - Guaranteed Strike
12-Apr-2015 - Hey, I’m Grazing Here!
12-Apr-2015 - Not Ready for the Big Leagues
12-Apr-2015 - Expensive Speech
12-Apr-2015 - Burning Mad
12-Apr-2015 - This Should Be Quick
12-Apr-2015 - Nah Nah Nah Nah
12-Apr-2015 - Legal Requirements
12-Apr-2015 - Unwanted Neighbors
19-Apr-2015 - Shoot the Messenger
19-Apr-2015 - Park and Run
19-Apr-2015 - Not Accommodating
19-Apr-2015 - This PKE Meter is Busted
19-Apr-2015 - Keep Your Mittens To Yourself
19-Apr-2015 - Cold Cocked
19-Apr-2015 - Checkmate
19-Apr-2015 - Foreseeable Consequences
19-Apr-2015 - So Sorry, Old Chap
19-Apr-2015 - Soap, Dope — What’s the Difference?
19-Apr-2015 - T-S-Gay
19-Apr-2015 - Might the Culprit be ...Goldfinger?
19-Apr-2015 - Breath of Life
19-Apr-2015 - What Nightmares Are Made Of
26-Apr-2015 - Apparently He Still Had the Hots for Her
26-Apr-2015 - Space Case
26-Apr-2015 - Sit Still and Shut Up
26-Apr-2015 - Peeping Tom
26-Apr-2015 - Dell Hell
26-Apr-2015 - Zero Tolerance for Student Action
26-Apr-2015 - Examination
26-Apr-2015 - Always a Bride, Never a Bridesmaid
26-Apr-2015 - “Dead” Beat Dad
26-Apr-2015 - Not the First Teen Boy to Be Betrayed by His Snake
26-Apr-2015 - Oh, Shoot
26-Apr-2015 - Leave the Driving to Us
26-Apr-2015 - Rocky and Mugsy Strike Again
03-May-2015 - Buffeted
03-May-2015 - No Immortality
03-May-2015 - Berserk Jerk Gets No Perk
03-May-2015 - Double Decker
03-May-2015 - Hang On
03-May-2015 - Dance Fever
03-May-2015 - Terminal Bureaucracy
03-May-2015 - Kicking the Can
03-May-2015 - Unsinkable
03-May-2015 - Not Zero Tolerance
03-May-2015 - Friendly
03-May-2015 - Mach Schnell
10-May-2015 - Cancer is No Excuse
10-May-2015 - The Mouse that Roared
10-May-2015 - Who’s the Thief?
10-May-2015 - Diagnosis Correct
10-May-2015 - A Walk On the Beach
10-May-2015 - Extracurricular Activity
10-May-2015 - Shake Your Contraband
10-May-2015 - When the Moon Hits Your Cell after Trying to Sell — That’s a Felony
10-May-2015 - If You Can’t Pray It Away, Sue It Away
10-May-2015 - Texting Under the Influence
10-May-2015 - There’s an App For That
10-May-2015 - Funny Business
10-May-2015 - Family Values
17-May-2015 - Leading by Example
17-May-2015 - There Kitty
17-May-2015 - In Like Flint
17-May-2015 - Advice That Shouldn’t Be Needed, but Apparently Is
17-May-2015 - We Owe You Nothing
17-May-2015 - I’m Late, I’m Late, for a Very Important Date!
17-May-2015 - Caught on Camera
17-May-2015 - Oh, the Usual Reasons
17-May-2015 - Should I Stay or Should I Go
17-May-2015 - Duck! Duck!
17-May-2015 - Taking the Fun out of Funerals
17-May-2015 - Fer Shir
24-May-2015 - Strike!
24-May-2015 - Who Needs the Fourth Amendment?
24-May-2015 - Unfair Competition
24-May-2015 - Money For Nothing
24-May-2015 - Please — PLEASE!
24-May-2015 - They Just Don’t Make Tourists Like They Used To
24-May-2015 - Imaginary Loser
24-May-2015 - Forces of Darkness
24-May-2015 - Counsel Thyself
24-May-2015 - Not That Organ
24-May-2015 - A Mystery with Leg
24-May-2015 - Tough to Swallow
24-May-2015 - No Cock, But Maybe a Lot of Bull
31-May-2015 - Probably Threw Out His Baseball Cards, Too
31-May-2015 - For Which It Stands
31-May-2015 - Escalation
31-May-2015 - What Motivates Your Kids?
31-May-2015 - Baarbaric
31-May-2015 - Are You out of Your Vulcan Mind?
31-May-2015 - Improper
31-May-2015 - Keep It Down In There
31-May-2015 - Not Covered by Insurance
31-May-2015 - Skirting the Issue
31-May-2015 - Fraternalization
31-May-2015 - That Dog Has Brass
31-May-2015 - A Small Side of Sausage
07-Jun-2015 - Dance Fever
07-Jun-2015 - Politeness Counts
07-Jun-2015 - Who’s the Dummy?
07-Jun-2015 - Advanced Placement
07-Jun-2015 - Advanced Training Required
07-Jun-2015 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
07-Jun-2015 - The Horror ... The Horror
07-Jun-2015 - Most Likely Probably
07-Jun-2015 - Art of Fear, Fear of Art
07-Jun-2015 - My Evil Twin Did It
07-Jun-2015 - Donation Station
07-Jun-2015 - The Wisdumb of Solomon
07-Jun-2015 - Something’s Screwy About This
07-Jun-2015 - The Things We Do For Love
07-Jun-2015 - Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire
14-Jun-2015 - The Anti-Penguin Brigade
14-Jun-2015 - Fashion Faux Pas
14-Jun-2015 - No Gun Control Here
14-Jun-2015 - Learn This Valuable Lesson
14-Jun-2015 - His Tiny Brain Went Unmentioned
14-Jun-2015 - Warning — Flammable Gasses are, um, Flammable
14-Jun-2015 - Shaken, Not Stirred
14-Jun-2015 - Slap in the Face
14-Jun-2015 - The Gina Barela School of High-Performance Parking
14-Jun-2015 - Some People Just Punch the Wall
14-Jun-2015 - Priorities
14-Jun-2015 - Still Much Wiser than the Defendant
14-Jun-2015 - Provocative
21-Jun-2015 - Extreme Honesty
21-Jun-2015 - The North Pole is a Very Happy Place
21-Jun-2015 - Heisenberg’s Uncertain Principles
21-Jun-2015 - Did You Get the Shot?
21-Jun-2015 - Necessity is in the Eye of the Beholder
21-Jun-2015 - Cut and Run
21-Jun-2015 - Textbook Case
21-Jun-2015 - Dont Worry, Bro
21-Jun-2015 - Barely Adequate Security
21-Jun-2015 - Wright is Wrong
21-Jun-2015 - Instant Replay
21-Jun-2015 - Momma’s Boy
28-Jun-2015 - Out of Touch
28-Jun-2015 - Alias Air
28-Jun-2015 - You’ve Had Enough
28-Jun-2015 - Relentless Taste
28-Jun-2015 - Cold-Blooded Killer
28-Jun-2015 - Flying High in the Sky
28-Jun-2015 - Missing
28-Jun-2015 - Missing Too
28-Jun-2015 - Hopefully Will Miss Them
28-Jun-2015 - Alas Poor Yogi
28-Jun-2015 - Well There’s Yer Problem!
28-Jun-2015 - A Bill for Disservice
28-Jun-2015 - Make it Real
29-Jun-2015 - You Can’t Take it With You
29-Jun-2015 - So Much for Uniforms
29-Jun-2015 - Leave the Driving to Someone Else — Anyone Else
29-Jun-2015 - Have It Your Way
29-Jun-2015 - Turned In by an Ass
29-Jun-2015 - What an Ass
29-Jun-2015 - Well, Yeah!
29-Jun-2015 - Well Yeah!
29-Jun-2015 - Was it Running?
29-Jun-2015 - Time to Trade
29-Jun-2015 - The Judge Gets His Kicks
29-Jun-2015 - Next Time, She’ll Go to IHOP
29-Jun-2015 - Liar! Liar!
29-Jun-2015 - Truth in Advertising
29-Jun-2015 - Smile!
29-Jun-2015 - Can I Kiss It and Make It Better?
29-Jun-2015 - Wedlock