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Yeah, I Know What He Metaphor

“Multiple emergency crews” from Colerain Township, Ohio, rushed to the Richardson Forest Preserve on a report of a dead body lying at the bottom of an embankment, partly covered by a body bag. But when the first crew finally reached the blond woman, the response was called off: it was a “recreational mannequin,” police said. A what? “A sex doll in a garbage bag,” explained police chief Mark Denney. Police released a photo of the “body” — with the plastic doll’s naughty bits blurred out. (RC/WLWT Cincinnati, WCPO Cincinnati) ...The perfect allegory for our times: use her then cast her aside, and the only shame is over someone maybe seeing her ladyparts.