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$#*! Druggies Say

When Kyndric Dallas Wilson, 19, was booked into the Okaloosa County, Fla., jail, he “forgot” he had a small bag in the palm of his hand. When jailers asked him what it was, he told them it was cocaine. He was then informed that smuggling contraband into a prison and possessing a controlled substance would be added to his charges. “[Expletive],” he said. “I knew I shouldn’t have brought that in.” (MS/Northwest Florida Daily News) ...Come on: is it really “smuggling” when it’s in his hand?
Original Publication Date: 23 January 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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