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And She Ruined the Party

“They f---ing ruined my 7-year-old’s birthday cake!” screamed a customer in the bakery department of a supermarket in Bloomfield Township, Mich., a witness says. The unnamed woman later told police the “Superman vs. Batman” cake she had ordered was “not what she expected,” and admits she went behind the counter to try to fix the cake. “Employees told the woman that she could not be behind the counter,” police said. “This infuriated the woman, causing her to take the cake to the front of the counter and ‘drop kick’ it,” spraying cake bits throughout the department, and then stomped out of the store. The woman claims she “dropped” the cake. The store says there is no security camera video available. (RC/Oakland (RC/County) ...Which is the real crime: that could have been great!