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Celebrating Her 29th Birthday (Again)

After having several drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, Fla., the woman asked the barkeep where the restroom was. He pointed out the facilities and she walked in — to the men’s room. She came out without any clothes on, the bartender says, so he called the cops. When sheriff’s deputies arrived and ordered her to dress, they said she just stood there and asked “Why?” Traci Batcher, 34, was charged with indecent behavior and indecent exposure. “You don’t understand,” Batcher told the arresting officer. “I have been married since I was 13 years old and have been married for 16 years.” (RC/South Florida Sun-Sentinel) ...I’m guessing that didn’t really help him understand.
Original Publication Date: 20 March 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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