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Gorilla Tactics

A 15-year-old boy told police in Rocky Point, N.Y., that he was robbed of his bicycle. The suspect descriptions were rather distinct: two were dressed in gorilla costumes, and one of them punched him in the head. When the boy fell off his bicycle, a third suspect — wearing a chicken suit — jumped on the bike and rode off. (RC/North Shore Sun) ...Well of course the one who ran off was a chicken!
Original Publication Date: 17 October 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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