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Police! An old German motto says the police are “your friend and helper.” Perhaps that’s why a man in Ludwigshafen, Germany, turned to the cops for help — with getting rid of his girlfriend. The 34-year-old man said he could no longer understand her, and “did not know how” to break up with her. So a policewoman helped — a bit. “We are willing to advise, but we can not close the deal,” the police explained in a statement. (AC/Deutsche Welle, Newsweek) ...Turns out, “just go to the fuzz, Cuz” is not one of the 50 ways.
Original Publication Date: 15 April 2018
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.

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