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I Protest in Your General Direction

James Nichols and Kristine Kuzora of Bloom Township, Ohio, are appealing their son’s suspension from Canal Winchester Middle School. The 13-year-old boy passed gas on the school bus, and school officials dubbed it an “obscene gesture” in violation of the student code of conduct. Vice principal Daniel Senu-Oke “suggested my son should hold his gas on this hourlong bus ride, if in fact he has gas,” Nichols said. (RC/Columbus Dispatch) ...Not a surprising suggestion, considering Senu-Oke has obviously been holding his hot air for years.
Original Publication Date: 15 May 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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