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I’m in Love With My Car

A sheriff’s deputy was called to a gas station in Stuart, Fla., on a report of an “argument the defendant was having with his bicycle,” the resulting crime report notes. “Customers were coming to the Mobil and were very disturbed as to the yelling.” The report didn’t note what the “argument” was about, or what the bicycle had done wrong, but it did note that Richard Bialon, 68, was “very intoxicated” and was therefore arrested for disorderly intoxication. (RC/Stuart News) ...Yeah, if I were the cop in this case, I would have taken the bike’s side too.
Original Publication Date: 19 September 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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