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Judgment Call

“In his frustration he decided to call police,” said Naperville, Ill., Police Sgt. Gregg Bell. The unnamed 25-year-old man had been thrown out of a downtown bar, and called police at 1:05 a.m. when the barkeep wouldn’t let him back in. The man was apparently unable to understand the reason, hence his call to police. He was charged with making a false report to 911. (RC/Chicago Tribune) ...If you have to ask why, you’re too drunk to go in.
Original Publication Date: 24 April 2011
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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