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Chase Fitzgerald, 24, was perplexed when his key wouldn’t open the door on his Jeep Cherokee, which he had parked in a bank’s lot in Stroudsburg, Penn. So naturally he used a concrete block to smash the window — and then realized that it wasn’t his Jeep. Police cited him for criminal mischief after assessing the damages at $2,555. (RC/Pocono Record) ...Using the same formula that puts the street value of an ounce of pot at $1,500.
Original Publication Date: 11 July 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.
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