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Meet the Pooperintendent

The football field at the high school in Holmdel Township, N.J., was put under surveillance — human poop was being found on the field or track “on a daily basis,” police said. They finally caught the apparent culprit: Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles away, and ran on the field’s track each morning before dawn. Tramaglini is the Superintendent of the Kenilworth school district, a half-hour north. He has been put on leave (and still able to draw his $147,504 salary) after he was arrested and charged with lewdness, public defecation, and “discarding and dumping of litter.” (RC/Trenton Times) ...This case raises so many questions it’s hard to hold them in.