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Miller acquires Coors

Police were called to a convenience store in Columbus, Ga., after Gregory Miller, 55, allegedly stole a Coors Light beer truck. Police found the truck and started a brief high-speed chase. Miller crashed into a fence and jumped out of the truck. Unfortunately for him, he forgot to put the truck in park, and when he jumped out, the truck ran over his ankle, severely injuring it and ending the chase. He was taken to the hospital, and is being charged with theft by taking a motor vehicle, and eluding police. (MS/WTVM Columbus) ...Poor guy. He was just tired of the High Life and wanted something that wouldn’t slow him down.
Original Publication Date: 06 December 2015
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.

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