On the Moove Cow
The Noblesville, Ind., Police Department “was able to ‘run with the bulls’,” it said on Facebook. Or at least, it successfully apprehended a cow. The animal had gotten loose, reportedly from a transport trailer. In one video, it was seen near a Japanese steakhouse; in another, this time with officers chasing it, the beast crossed a road and approached a Chick fil A. The chicken chain’s mascots — cows holding signs saying “Eat Mor Chikin” — were not visible in the video. (AC/Indianapolis Star) ...Why did the cow cross the road? Same reason the chicken crossed the other way.Original Publication Date: 24 March 2019
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