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The Old Football Injury

Chip, the University of Colorado’s mascot man-in-a-buffalo-suit who whips the crowd into a frenzy at football games, was on the sidelines in Boulder as usual for the school’s game against New Hampshire. Part of his repertoire is using a “T-shirt cannon” to shoot shirts into the stands, but Chip didn’t have it pointing quite right when he pulled the trigger: it was pointed at his crotch rather than the stands. He had to be “carted from the field” afterward. Witnesses were amply entertained. “The T shirt! His groin! It works on so many levels!” tweeted one fan. Later in the game, Chip was again on the sidelines, pumping up the crowd. (RC/Denver Post) ...With a cheerleader in the suit.
Original Publication Date: 23 September 2018
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 25.

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