The Science of Drunk Driving
Sryna Parker, 43, rear-ended a van in Homestead, Fla. Parker told the trooper that responded to the crash that she “wasn’t driving,” even though there was only her and a 10-year-old child in the car. The trooper’s dashcam video showed Parker slurring her speech and stumbling through the sobriety test. “I want to kiss you,” Parker said at one point. “If you don’t stop looking at me like that, I’m going to kiss you.” After Parker was placed under arrest, she “violently kicked me in the groin with her right leg then continued to kick my right rear passenger side door,” the trooper said in his report. Parker, an 8th grade science teacher, also complained about her students. “I’m so f---ing tired of dealing with these pussy ass teenagers,” she said. South Dade Middle School officials said Parker has been fired, and will never be allowed to apply to Miami-Dade Schools again. (MS/WTVJ Miami) ...Not even for community service?Original Publication Date: 07 May 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 23.
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