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Triple Threat

John D. Gilliand of Aluchua County, Fla., feels “threatened” by former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow, President Barack Obama, and Jesus Christ, and petitioned in court for a restraining order against each. “I was trespassed from the Kangaroo Gas Station for saying T-Bo sucks,” he explained. Gilliand’s court filing notes he believes all three defendants are in gangs, or are flashing some kind of gang symbol at him. Not surprisingly, all three petitions were immediately denied. But Gilliand filed supplemental affidavits against Tebow and Obama to get the court to reconsider. (JW/Orlando Sentinel) ...So Jesus is forgiven?
Original Publication Date: 05 December 2010
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 17.

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