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Woman Seeks Firefighter for You-Know-What

A woman showed up at a Padua, Italy, firehouse seeking help: “I’ve lost the keys to a lock, and I can no longer open it.” Naturally, the firefighters asked where she lived. But when she got her clothing out of the way, they saw what her problem really was: she’d locked herself into a chastity belt, and couldn’t get it off. The firefighters broke the lock. The unnamed woman said she had put the iron device on voluntarily to keep herself from getting into a sexual relationship. (AC/London Telegraph) ...And as far as the firefighters are concerned, having to have it cut open may be just as good for preventing relationships as leaving it on.
Original Publication Date: 24 January 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.

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