Woman Seeks Firefighter for You-Know-What
A woman showed up at a Padua, Italy, firehouse seeking help: “I’ve lost the keys to a lock, and I can no longer open it.” Naturally, the firefighters asked where she lived. But when she got her clothing out of the way, they saw what her problem really was: she’d locked herself into a chastity belt, and couldn’t get it off. The firefighters broke the lock. The unnamed woman said she had put the iron device on voluntarily to keep herself from getting into a sexual relationship. (AC/London Telegraph) ...And as far as the firefighters are concerned, having to have it cut open may be just as good for preventing relationships as leaving it on.Original Publication Date: 24 January 2016
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.
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