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When a burglar alarm sounded at 3:00 a.m. at Mainland High School in Daytona Beach, Fla., deputies responded and found two teens inside. Vincent Ewell, 18, explained he and a woman broke in to a classroom to find a place to have sex. And the busted up vending machines? Ewell admitted to breaking in to those, police say, because he had “beer munchies.” Ewell and his partner in crime, Lindsay Longbottom, 19, were arrested and charged with burglary. (RC/WESH Orlando) ...They were in the classroom for four minutes — the most time they had spent in class in years.
Original Publication Date: 25 August 2013
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 20.

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