Sometimes a photo is just the thing to finish off a good story. From True‘s 27 February 2005 issue:
We Recognized His Plastic Smile
“Our mujahideen … have managed to capture the American soldier John Adam after killing a number of his colleagues,” an Al Qaeda web site said in Arabic, claiming it had captured a soldier in Iraq. It even posted a photo of the soldier, bound and at gunpoint. But “no units have reported anyone missing,” said a Pentagon spokesman. A spokesman for Dragon Models USA has cleared up the mystery: the photo shows an action figure, “Special Ops Cody”, which the company sold in stores in Kuwait. Even the rifle shown is a toy, and included in the package. “Everything the guy is wearing is exactly what comes with our figure,” says the spokesman. (Reuters, AP) …The Pentagon spokesman said they plan to pay a ransom, “as soon as we can find a few Monopoly games.”
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