Masters’ Johnson
An adult store in Vero Beach, Fla., called the police on customer Christopher Masters, 32. The manager says he observed Masters take an “Arouz’d screw butt plug” from its packaging and slip the item into his shorts. Then, the manager says, Masters did the same with an “Arouz’d stroker can.” The two items cost $29.98, and when arrested for shoplifting, Masters admitted he had more than enough to buy them, but stole the items as he was “too embarrassed to pay for them because they were sex toys.” He was booked into the Indian River County jail, and his mug shot, being public record, was released to the media. (RC/Palm Beach Post) ...You really thought that one through, Chris.Original Publication Date: 27 December 2015
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 22.
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