Surprise!
A driver in Plymouth Township, Mich., called police to report another driver exposed himself to her at a traffic light. Police stopped the man, but discovered that he was not exposing himself. Rather, he was trying to put a ...uh... sex toy into his pants through his zipper to ...well... “surprise his wife,” police say. He planned to take a selfie of himself with the device sticking out to send to his wife. Officers let the man go — after giving him a citation for driving without his seatbelt, which was in the way of his plans. (RC/Detroit Free Press) ...And here we thought texting while driving was stupid.Original Publication Date: 31 December 2017
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
This story is in True’s book collections, in Volume 24.
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