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That Wascally Wabbit

A van driver for M&J Seafood thought he was going to be fired after he was in an accident in Cirencester, Gloucestershire, England. “A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack,” a spokesman said. “He’d been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.” Instead, the bosses showed him video captured from the van’s rear camera. In the video, the car could be seen lurching forward into the back of the van, and the woman who was driving could be seen holding a vibrating ...um... device and buttoning up her pants. “They all had a good laugh,” the spokesman said. “Apparently the lady was pretty fit.” The business would not identify the driver or release the video. “The matter is in the hands of our insurers,” the spokesman said. (MS/Bristol Post) ...Are they sure the woman wouldn’t want to just handle it herself?