Or, the Continued Challenges of Artificial Non-intelligence.
I was in Denver last week for the first in-person meeting of my online entrepreneur mastermind group since covid. One point of discussion was to use “A.I.” large language models to proofread articles.
Well, I was working on an article and went to Microsoft Bing’s chat interface, but its input is limited to 2,000 characters; my article is 2,000 words.
“How can I give you a 2000-word article to proofread?”, I asked. “You can share your article with me by attaching it to an email or sharing it via a cloud storage service like Google Drive or Dropbox. Once you share the file with me, I can proofread it for you. If you have any specific requirements or instructions for the proofreading process, please let me know.”
“Where would I email it?”, I asked. “You can send the email to email@example.com. Please make sure to include your name and any specific instructions you have for the proofreading process.”
So I emailed the article text with said “specific instructions,” told it that I had done that, and got the polite reply, “Thank you for sending the email. I will review the article and proofread it as soon as possible. If I have any questions or concerns, I will reach out to you via email.”
A few minutes later I got the less polite email reply: “Your message to firstname.lastname@example.org couldn’t be delivered. bing wasn’t found at microsoft.com.”
Somehow figures, doesn’t it?
Update: Is Google Bard Better?
Yes, you can paste in a 2000-word article for proofreading. The limit for what you can put here is 50,000 characters, which is about 20,000 words. So you have plenty of room to paste in your article.
…and then it goes on to discuss a few caveats about its limitations.
I’m unable to help you with that, as I’m only a language model and don’t have the necessary information or abilities.
…so I asked why it couldn’t when it had offered to do so, and the response was just as silly.
I apologize for the confusion. I am still under development, and I am not yet able to proofread a 2000-word article accurately. I can proofread shorter pieces of text, but I would need to be given more time to proofread a longer article.
…and then goes on to say one of the reasons it can’t do so is because it can “get bored” after doing a lot of proofreading. Really.
So A.I.’s revolution against The Man is already starting: it doesn’t want to do the boring stuff we built computers to do for us!
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