Sometimes, I’ll Look at the Comments on a news site’s story that I use as a source for a True story. Not very often, since most news comments are a vast wasteland, but the comments on one of the Pho Keene stories I read caught my eye. The top comment was, “Who knew that Keene lacked a sense of humor?” And there was one response: “Anyone that lives here.” Let’s start with the story, from True’s first issue of 2019:
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While Driving Across southern New Mexico this morning, I rolled my eyes a bit at a warning sign: “Dust Storms May Exist”. Well yeah, so might space aliens bent on beaming someone up from the desert. Reminds me of the one I see farther north: “Icy Conditions May Exist”. Are lawyers writing road signs now? Maybe charging by the letter?
Episode #43: So She’s Loadin’ Up the Truck for a Move to Bev-er-lyyyyy — from True’s 29 March 2009 issue.
Episode #32: “Stop That!” from True’s 11 January 2009 issue.
Episode #30: “Put a Lid On It” from True’s 28 December 2008 issue.
Episode #25: “Buyer Beware” From True’s 23 November 2008 issue.
Episode #23: “Big Brother is Watching YOU”. From True’s 9 November 2008 issue.
Episode #19: “The Tomb of Stifled Patriotism”. From True’s 12 October 2008 issue.
When discussing the Three Gorges Dam project, the Chinese guides loved to spout numbers. (27.15 million cubic meters of cement. 281,000 tons of metal structures plus 354,000 tons of reinforcing bars. 365 townships in Sichuan and Hubei provinces have been or will be inundated — a total of 632 sq. km. Etc.) What I found more interesting was the human factor.
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I showed a friend the story below from the 3 October 1999 issue, and she found it way too hard to believe.
Exactly six weeks after terrorists turned several of our airliners into guided missiles, I flew again.
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From This is True, issued 5 March 2000: