Volume 23: "Psychic" – This is True

This is True: Psychic Hit by Car Says He Never Saw it Coming

Placeholder page. Book coming at some point.

Meanwhile, you can view these stories from Volume 23:

03-Jul-2016 - Zero Tolerance for Childhood
03-Jul-2016 - ALVIN!!!
03-Jul-2016 - Freak of Nomenclature, Domestic Division
03-Jul-2016 - Socially Inept
03-Jul-2016 - Criminally Inept
03-Jul-2016 - Huh
03-Jul-2016 - Foot Fixation
03-Jul-2016 - The Opposite of Progress
03-Jul-2016 - Easy Money
03-Jul-2016 - Usually One must Go to a Bowling Alley to Meet Someone of Your Stature
03-Jul-2016 - Not How This Usually Works
03-Jul-2016 - And She Ruined the Party
03-Jul-2016 - The Scales of Justice
03-Jul-2016 - Freak of Nomenclature, Crack a Smile Division
10-Jul-2016 - Water Rescue
10-Jul-2016 - A Little Dinghy
10-Jul-2016 - We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Registration
10-Jul-2016 - We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Law
10-Jul-2016 - The Last Word
10-Jul-2016 - Well There’s Yer Problem
10-Jul-2016 - On a Roll
10-Jul-2016 - Food Fight II
10-Jul-2016 - Penalties for Violating Rule No. 1
10-Jul-2016 - We Saw
10-Jul-2016 - Big Brother Is Watching
10-Jul-2016 - Watch the Birdie!
10-Jul-2016 - The Trouble with Trabis
10-Jul-2016 - Sleeping Sentinel
17-Jul-2016 - Thank Goodness it Wasn’t Plugged In
17-Jul-2016 - When She Comes to Life, Anything Can Happen
17-Jul-2016 - Another Week, Another Social Media Crime Lead
17-Jul-2016 - Addressing Issues
17-Jul-2016 - And Presto!
17-Jul-2016 - Duck!
17-Jul-2016 - Watch Out for Sunsets
17-Jul-2016 - Fully Prepped
17-Jul-2016 - Voluptuous Volunteerism
17-Jul-2016 - Not Good at This
17-Jul-2016 - Attention Mr. Weasley
17-Jul-2016 - Fast Crime
17-Jul-2016 - Sign on the Blue Line
17-Jul-2016 - Vicarious Living
24-Jul-2016 - Hotfoot
24-Jul-2016 - Hospital Management, Feed Thyself
24-Jul-2016 - Gone in .60 Seconds
24-Jul-2016 - Intimate Violations
24-Jul-2016 - At Least They Know Their Cows
24-Jul-2016 - Only One?
24-Jul-2016 - Stop to Take a Selfie II
24-Jul-2016 - Obliviots of the Week
24-Jul-2016 - Slow News Day in Tallahassee
24-Jul-2016 - Pokémon No-Go
24-Jul-2016 - An Uninvited Guest
24-Jul-2016 - Intimidation Tactic
24-Jul-2016 - Mindless Crimes
24-Jul-2016 - God Wasn’t Her Co-Pilot
14-Aug-2016 - Slippery Slope
14-Aug-2016 - Extreme Stress Calls for Extreme Relief
14-Aug-2016 - Lapping Waters
14-Aug-2016 - Campaigning Dos and Don’ts
14-Aug-2016 - Blind Drunk
14-Aug-2016 - Because He Drove Better than the Regular Guy
14-Aug-2016 - What Goes Up Must Come Down
14-Aug-2016 - Needs Attention
14-Aug-2016 - Lesson for Drivers
14-Aug-2016 - Doesn’t Have a Clue
14-Aug-2016 - Negative, Ghost Rider, the Pattern Is Full
14-Aug-2016 - She’s Just Not Into You Anymore
14-Aug-2016 - Backfire
14-Aug-2016 - Most Guys Just Like to Eat Them
21-Aug-2016 - And Another Class She Flunked
21-Aug-2016 - Quick Karma
21-Aug-2016 - The Queen of Wine
21-Aug-2016 - Poop Deck
21-Aug-2016 - Quit While You’re Behind
21-Aug-2016 - Overdue
21-Aug-2016 - You Guessed Right
21-Aug-2016 - A Prime Photo
21-Aug-2016 - Holier than Thou
21-Aug-2016 - Back in My Day
21-Aug-2016 - Marketing Magic
21-Aug-2016 - Don’t Shoot
21-Aug-2016 - We Need to Research the Policy on This
21-Aug-2016 - God’s Decision II
21-Aug-2016 - Peoria Only Has One E
28-Aug-2016 - Have It Your Way
28-Aug-2016 - Always Check References
28-Aug-2016 - Always Check References II
28-Aug-2016 - DIY-bation
28-Aug-2016 - No Parking
28-Aug-2016 - Can You Identify the Suspect?
28-Aug-2016 - That’s Not How You Delete a Snapchat Video
28-Aug-2016 - Low-Mileage Hutch-Back
28-Aug-2016 - Getting Even Unto Death
28-Aug-2016 - Running in Circles
28-Aug-2016 - What a Sap
28-Aug-2016 - Not Quite Human
28-Aug-2016 - Taxed as the Wind
28-Aug-2016 - Workin’ It
04-Sep-2016 - What She Wants You to Think
04-Sep-2016 - Nobody’s Home
04-Sep-2016 - Mooving Out
04-Sep-2016 - A Bear of a Problem
04-Sep-2016 - Hero License
04-Sep-2016 - Intolerant
04-Sep-2016 - Savagery
04-Sep-2016 - Carlo Cipolla Was Right
04-Sep-2016 - Swinger
04-Sep-2016 - Reality Check
04-Sep-2016 - Lives at Steak
04-Sep-2016 - It All Ends Up in the Same Place
04-Sep-2016 - Keep Your Seatbelt Firmly Fastened, Even When the Fasten Seatbelt Sign is Not Illuminated
04-Sep-2016 - More than Friends
04-Sep-2016 - Knock Knock
11-Sep-2016 - Not a People Person
11-Sep-2016 - Plenty of Selfies to Choose From
11-Sep-2016 - Royally Embarrassing
11-Sep-2016 - Cleanup on Aisle 5
11-Sep-2016 - The Horror... The Horror...
11-Sep-2016 - Ever Feel Like You’ve Forgotten Something?
11-Sep-2016 - International Incident
11-Sep-2016 - There Was Definitely a Dope
11-Sep-2016 - Ghastly
11-Sep-2016 - Milan Underground
11-Sep-2016 - Neighborly Disputes, Farmhouse Style
11-Sep-2016 - Friends Help You Move; Good Friends Help...
11-Sep-2016 - Bosom Buddies
18-Sep-2016 - Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
18-Sep-2016 - Welcome to Walmart
18-Sep-2016 - Unconstitutionally Vague
18-Sep-2016 - Watch Your Step
18-Sep-2016 - Bunker Mentality
18-Sep-2016 - A 23-Day Tour
18-Sep-2016 - Orange is the New Dumb
18-Sep-2016 - Seems Legit
18-Sep-2016 - Infelicitous Felix
18-Sep-2016 - Change of Scenery
18-Sep-2016 - The Other White Meat
18-Sep-2016 - Worth Its Weight In Gold
25-Sep-2016 - Sure Enough, There Are Two Suspects
25-Sep-2016 - Economy of Ethics
25-Sep-2016 - Spidey Sense
25-Sep-2016 - Little Miss Muffet Goes for a Drive
25-Sep-2016 - A Shonda
25-Sep-2016 - And Boy, Were the Firefighters Hungry Afterward
25-Sep-2016 - When a Friend Got Away With It, He Was Green with Envy
25-Sep-2016 - Please Stop
25-Sep-2016 - There’s a Flag on the Play
25-Sep-2016 - No Tolerance for Tie-Dye
25-Sep-2016 - No Tolerance for the Right Thing
25-Sep-2016 - My Big Fat Greek Burglary
25-Sep-2016 - None of the Politicians Saw a Problem With It
25-Sep-2016 - Oh, Quat On
25-Sep-2016 - Parched
02-Oct-2016 - Brains Are Thicker than Blood
02-Oct-2016 - Gone Fishin’
02-Oct-2016 - Bad Call
02-Oct-2016 - At Least It Wasn’t a Selfie
02-Oct-2016 - Although it’s Not Really Fun Until the Trailer Catches Fire
02-Oct-2016 - Gotcha
02-Oct-2016 - Ride Sharing
02-Oct-2016 - A Lack of Detente
02-Oct-2016 - Not a Good Way to Overcome Shyness
02-Oct-2016 - At 10, Stand in the Corner; at 20, Stand in the Dock
02-Oct-2016 - Give Me a Lift
02-Oct-2016 - But Can He Do It Again?
02-Oct-2016 - Ms. Copperfield Goes Shopping
09-Oct-2016 - Risk-Taking, Louisiana Style
09-Oct-2016 - The Rationalization Rule
09-Oct-2016 - Welcome to America
09-Oct-2016 - Captivating Magicians
09-Oct-2016 - How To Tell If You’re Right for Florida
09-Oct-2016 - So, the Answer is “No”
09-Oct-2016 - Risk-Taking, Florida Style
09-Oct-2016 - One for the Books
09-Oct-2016 - Super-Size Me
09-Oct-2016 - The Fast Lane
09-Oct-2016 - Padding his Résumé
09-Oct-2016 - It’s a Business
09-Oct-2016 - Just Chillin’
09-Oct-2016 - Close Enough
16-Oct-2016 - Paging Mr. Chad — Mr. Hanging Chad
16-Oct-2016 - Don’t Tase Me, Bro
16-Oct-2016 - Deer Mr. Doug
16-Oct-2016 - An Insatiable Hardison
16-Oct-2016 - Just Like Their Parents Act
16-Oct-2016 - There’s One Right There!
16-Oct-2016 - Making Florida Ballots Look Clear
16-Oct-2016 - You Go, Girl!
16-Oct-2016 - Zombie Alert
16-Oct-2016 - Expert in the Field
16-Oct-2016 - Sam and Dean Won’t Send their Kids Here
16-Oct-2016 - The Devil’s a Crafty One
16-Oct-2016 - Lord, Give Me a Sign
16-Oct-2016 - Judicial Powers
23-Oct-2016 - Dirty Job
23-Oct-2016 - Avoiding Tan Lines
23-Oct-2016 - Paging Gallico and Kilkenny Catt
23-Oct-2016 - Here’s to Him Getting What He Deserves
23-Oct-2016 - Out of Bounds
23-Oct-2016 - Why?
23-Oct-2016 - Eminent Domain, Florida Style
23-Oct-2016 - Recidivist
23-Oct-2016 - Clowning Around
23-Oct-2016 - When Clowns Can’t Take a Joke
23-Oct-2016 - Zion Ceiling
23-Oct-2016 - We Will Decide If You Are Offended
23-Oct-2016 - Drug Bust
23-Oct-2016 - A Snitch in Time
30-Oct-2016 - Huh... Really.
30-Oct-2016 - Haunted House
30-Oct-2016 - When You Miss a Friend
30-Oct-2016 - Nuclear Winner
30-Oct-2016 - And Then Her Boyfriend Said
30-Oct-2016 - Charge It
30-Oct-2016 - Everyone Look At Me!
30-Oct-2016 - When Kort Goes
30-Oct-2016 - Don’t Shoot Until You See the Red of Their Nose
30-Oct-2016 - Stick to Voldemort, He’s Less Scary
30-Oct-2016 - To Be a Clown, Just Add Alcohol
30-Oct-2016 - Extracurricular Activities
30-Oct-2016 - Fatherhood 101 — Not How You Do It
30-Oct-2016 - And Another Thing for Parents to Worry About
30-Oct-2016 - The Election is Driving People Nuts
06-Nov-2016 - With Live Coverage by WKRP
06-Nov-2016 - Keystone Crook
06-Nov-2016 - Part-Time Job
06-Nov-2016 - Time to Go
06-Nov-2016 - Suffer Little Children, and Forbid Them Not, to Come unto Me
06-Nov-2016 - Trick or Treat
06-Nov-2016 - There’s Always Someone Choosing to Be Offended
06-Nov-2016 - Hitler Is “Controversial”?
06-Nov-2016 - Finally has Time to Write
06-Nov-2016 - Justice, Florida Style
06-Nov-2016 - Cleanup at Register 11
06-Nov-2016 - Wake Up, Sheeple
06-Nov-2016 - Loose Cannon
13-Nov-2016 - Who Ya Gonna Call?
13-Nov-2016 - Watching the Watchers
13-Nov-2016 - Free Bird
13-Nov-2016 - Powered by Two Batteries
13-Nov-2016 - He Knows When You are Sleepy, He Knows the Importance of Keeping Elves Mellow
13-Nov-2016 - Do They Sell Blood Oranges?
13-Nov-2016 - When People Don’t Have Something Constructive to Do
13-Nov-2016 - This Sucks
13-Nov-2016 - But He Didn’t Rescue the Homeowners
13-Nov-2016 - Chemically Enhanced II
13-Nov-2016 - Sciuridae Noxiosus
13-Nov-2016 - Noxium Sciuridae II
13-Nov-2016 - When You Gotta Go
20-Nov-2016 - Ill Equipped
20-Nov-2016 - This Bud’s for You
20-Nov-2016 - Officer of the Court
20-Nov-2016 - It’s For Charity
20-Nov-2016 - How to Turn Kids Against School
20-Nov-2016 - Clearly a Dumb Ash
20-Nov-2016 - iCan’t Drive
20-Nov-2016 - Big Brother Wasn’t Watching
20-Nov-2016 - Talking Smack
20-Nov-2016 - Freak of Nomenclature, Road Rage Division
20-Nov-2016 - That’s No Gear Shift
20-Nov-2016 - Father of the Year
20-Nov-2016 - The Usual Amount
20-Nov-2016 - Out of Line
27-Nov-2016 - The Echo Chamber
27-Nov-2016 - Advise Yourself
27-Nov-2016 - Fiddling while Rome Burns
27-Nov-2016 - Home Security, Br’er Rabbit Edition
27-Nov-2016 - Cold War
27-Nov-2016 - Hospitality, Hostility — What’s the Difference?
27-Nov-2016 - Maybe It’s Aloe Falsa
27-Nov-2016 - Did He Get the Job?
27-Nov-2016 - Not Effective as Breath Spray
27-Nov-2016 - Edgy Thanksgiving
27-Nov-2016 - Zimmer was Framed
27-Nov-2016 - Another Griswold Christmas
27-Nov-2016 - How About a Bathroom for Obliviots?
27-Nov-2016 - The Elusive Hunt for Common Sense, Continued
04-Dec-2016 - Newspeak — Iron Bar Hotel Division
04-Dec-2016 - The Flintstones Gambit
04-Dec-2016 - Thou Hart God
04-Dec-2016 - InstaScam
04-Dec-2016 - Are You Happy Sushimi?
04-Dec-2016 - Pepperoni Face
04-Dec-2016 - Pepperoni Body
04-Dec-2016 - Chorizo Soul
04-Dec-2016 - That’s Not What We Meant by ‘Recycling’
04-Dec-2016 - Was it Worth It?
04-Dec-2016 - The #Can’tSong
04-Dec-2016 - Cheese that Goes Crunch
04-Dec-2016 - Darwin’s Bath
11-Dec-2016 - Not Your Father’s Cadillac
11-Dec-2016 - What a Boob
11-Dec-2016 - Undercover Agent
11-Dec-2016 - The Early Cop Gets the Collar
11-Dec-2016 - Really Needs a Cape
11-Dec-2016 - Toe the Line
11-Dec-2016 - A Wish with a Bang
11-Dec-2016 - And Left the Officer Panting
11-Dec-2016 - Don’t Say Cheese
11-Dec-2016 - Locked Room Mystery II
11-Dec-2016 - Kiwi in Dodo-land
11-Dec-2016 - Fresh Frozen
11-Dec-2016 - Fixer Upper
11-Dec-2016 - Ten Point Play
18-Dec-2016 - Prove It, Punk!
18-Dec-2016 - Wolf Stalks Lamb
18-Dec-2016 - Dangers of Dating
18-Dec-2016 - Now That’s an Opening
18-Dec-2016 - And Another Thing I Have to Worry About!
18-Dec-2016 - The Police Get Their Man(nequin)
18-Dec-2016 - Bounced
18-Dec-2016 - Social Justice
18-Dec-2016 - A Lack of Style
18-Dec-2016 - Vibrating with Excitement
18-Dec-2016 - The Season to be Jolly
18-Dec-2016 - You’ve Got Mail (Now Extra Secure)
18-Dec-2016 - Hold the Guac
25-Dec-2016 - Naughty, Not Nice
25-Dec-2016 - Make Sure All Gestures Are Given in French and English
25-Dec-2016 - Oy Vey Maria
25-Dec-2016 - Male Order
25-Dec-2016 - Maybe They Need a Dog
25-Dec-2016 - Naughty Too
25-Dec-2016 - What Child Is This?
25-Dec-2016 - Beefcake Meets Cheescake
25-Dec-2016 - Bikers vs the Cops
25-Dec-2016 - Who is this “We” You Refer To?
25-Dec-2016 - Freak of Nomenclature, Gruff Edition
25-Dec-2016 - Urine the Money
25-Dec-2016 - Felony-Level Humbuggery
01-Jan-2017 - The Thin Blue Line
01-Jan-2017 - Run Thief
01-Jan-2017 - Wheaton’s Law
01-Jan-2017 - Butt-Dial
01-Jan-2017 - I Told You I Was Sick
01-Jan-2017 - Mobile Gaming — Florida Division
01-Jan-2017 - Driven to Distraction
01-Jan-2017 - This Phone Is Dead
01-Jan-2017 - Getaway Driver
01-Jan-2017 - Henpecked
01-Jan-2017 - Aviation Safety — Godly Edition
01-Jan-2017 - Out of Control
01-Jan-2017 - Leave the Driving to Us
08-Jan-2017 - Turnabout
08-Jan-2017 - These Yung People and their Guns
08-Jan-2017 - Never Had a Chance
08-Jan-2017 - Self-Cleaning Oven
08-Jan-2017 - 4-Wheel Dunk
08-Jan-2017 - What Could Go Wrong?
08-Jan-2017 - Relapse
08-Jan-2017 - It’s the Network, Stupid
08-Jan-2017 - An Appropriate Location
08-Jan-2017 - Crappy Car, Crappy Criminal
08-Jan-2017 - Good Clean Fun
08-Jan-2017 - Lottery Loser
15-Jan-2017 - Ace in the Hole
15-Jan-2017 - Theory of Obliviocy
15-Jan-2017 - Prison Break-Out
15-Jan-2017 - May It Displease the Court
15-Jan-2017 - The Law Has a Bigger Nose
15-Jan-2017 - Big Toppled
15-Jan-2017 - That’s Not Helium
15-Jan-2017 - Yep, it Was Loaded
15-Jan-2017 - Too Proud to Spy
15-Jan-2017 - Always Check Their Math
15-Jan-2017 - A Graceless Dive
15-Jan-2017 - Second Only to “Hold My Beer and Watch This”
15-Jan-2017 - On Obliviot’s Pond II
22-Jan-2017 - A Good Work of Fiction
22-Jan-2017 - No Parking
22-Jan-2017 - Family Feud, Inside Edition
22-Jan-2017 - This is Only a Test
22-Jan-2017 - How Dogs Say No
22-Jan-2017 - Swipe Right for Jail
22-Jan-2017 - Too Cool for Schools
22-Jan-2017 - Why Do They Need Math to Figure it out If They’ve Read the Book?
22-Jan-2017 - Slow Train to Georgia
22-Jan-2017 - He Was Probably More Comfortable than the Passengers
22-Jan-2017 - Tidy Case
22-Jan-2017 - His Friends Call Him Spike
22-Jan-2017 - Fighting Takes Money
29-Jan-2017 - The Deeper He Swam, the Higher He Got
29-Jan-2017 - People of Walmart
29-Jan-2017 - Freak of Nomenclature, Follow-up Department
29-Jan-2017 - Freak of Nomenclature, Probation Department
29-Jan-2017 - Freak of Nomenclature, Protest Department
29-Jan-2017 - A Dream Come True
29-Jan-2017 - Squaring Off
29-Jan-2017 - Destined to Lose This One
29-Jan-2017 - Free-Pass
29-Jan-2017 - Define “Cargo”
29-Jan-2017 - Mobile Solutions
29-Jan-2017 - You Know, For His Buns
29-Jan-2017 - The Star-Spangled Man
29-Jan-2017 - Religious Icon
05-Feb-2017 - Teacher, Teacher, I Declare
05-Feb-2017 - Felonious Animal Care II
05-Feb-2017 - The Last Laugh
05-Feb-2017 - Faxticious
05-Feb-2017 - Tail Light
05-Feb-2017 - If the Shoe Fits
05-Feb-2017 - I Don’t See Your Underwear
05-Feb-2017 - Carnival, or Circus?
05-Feb-2017 - Jewelry
05-Feb-2017 - Happy Anniversary
05-Feb-2017 - Cowardly New World
05-Feb-2017 - A Regular Person
05-Feb-2017 - Our Most Important Asset
05-Feb-2017 - Until the Cows Come Home
12-Feb-2017 - One Spicy Sauce
12-Feb-2017 - Impartial
12-Feb-2017 - Understand Your Ground
12-Feb-2017 - Eighth Amendment
12-Feb-2017 - Wrong-Way Corrigan
12-Feb-2017 - Happy Valentine’s Day
12-Feb-2017 - McCrazy II
12-Feb-2017 - Stray Taco
12-Feb-2017 - Extra Cheesy
12-Feb-2017 - Unreasonable Doubt
12-Feb-2017 - Thump-Thump, Thump-Thump
12-Feb-2017 - Shooting Up in the Car
12-Feb-2017 - Sitting on a Goldmine
12-Feb-2017 - You’re Not the One
19-Feb-2017 - 🙁
19-Feb-2017 - Would You Like Fries with That?
19-Feb-2017 - Presumptions
19-Feb-2017 - Nacho Usual Venue
19-Feb-2017 - Grandma, What a Big Brain You Have!
19-Feb-2017 - Speaking Ill
19-Feb-2017 - Goo-Goo G’joob
19-Feb-2017 - Pic and Choose
19-Feb-2017 - Most Will Ignore the First Two Items
19-Feb-2017 - Fake News — Parenting Edition
19-Feb-2017 - Should Have Swiped Left
19-Feb-2017 - Cursed Gemstone
19-Feb-2017 - Blimey
19-Feb-2017 - Keystone Krooks in Kannapolis
19-Feb-2017 - Catch of the Day
26-Feb-2017 - Let’s Call Him Wolf
26-Feb-2017 - Bad Cop, No Doughnut
26-Feb-2017 - Mail Order
26-Feb-2017 - Classic Business Model
26-Feb-2017 - Think Outside the Bun
26-Feb-2017 - Explosive Investments
26-Feb-2017 - Keep Calm and Blunder On
26-Feb-2017 - Keep Calm for a Parked Car II
26-Feb-2017 - Cash Cows
26-Feb-2017 - Two Bit Thief
26-Feb-2017 - Illegal Substance
26-Feb-2017 - What a Shayme
26-Feb-2017 - Beware of ...What?!
05-Mar-2017 - Icy Reception
05-Mar-2017 - The I Train
05-Mar-2017 - Service Above the Call of Duty
05-Mar-2017 - Camera Shy
05-Mar-2017 - Live by the Media, Die by the Media
05-Mar-2017 - Royal Highness
05-Mar-2017 - A Roll of the Dice
05-Mar-2017 - An Authority on Transportation
05-Mar-2017 - Authorities on Transportation II
05-Mar-2017 - Nothing’s Finer
05-Mar-2017 - Bad Part of Town
05-Mar-2017 - The Duke of Kershaw
05-Mar-2017 - Keep Your Hands Inside the Ride at All Times
12-Mar-2017 - Definition of Character
12-Mar-2017 - Xeno-Cynophobia
12-Mar-2017 - Treed-away
12-Mar-2017 - Neighborhood Nuisance
12-Mar-2017 - Lawyer, Lawyer
12-Mar-2017 - What Caliber Would Jesus Pack?
12-Mar-2017 - Pedal Problems
12-Mar-2017 - Ski-Don’t
12-Mar-2017 - Out of Luck
12-Mar-2017 - Protected Speech
12-Mar-2017 - Bumper Cars
12-Mar-2017 - Insert Fart Joke Here
19-Mar-2017 - Now We Know
19-Mar-2017 - Problem-Solving Skills
19-Mar-2017 - Was It the Smell of the McGriddles?
19-Mar-2017 - Cock of the Road
19-Mar-2017 - He Needed Something
19-Mar-2017 - Talk Fast
19-Mar-2017 - The Eight-Legged Mammal
19-Mar-2017 - How to Sweep a Girl Off Her Feet
19-Mar-2017 - Let This Be a Lesson to Her
19-Mar-2017 - He Needed an Effective Lawyer
19-Mar-2017 - Good Grief
19-Mar-2017 - Always Strive to Do More
19-Mar-2017 - A Medium that’s Rarely Well Done
19-Mar-2017 - Short Eyes
19-Mar-2017 - Eminent Domain Name
26-Mar-2017 - Drive-Thru Convenience
26-Mar-2017 - Teenage Mutant Obliviot Punks
26-Mar-2017 - Working Against Deadline
26-Mar-2017 - Obliviocy Factor 1000
26-Mar-2017 - Doughboy Dispute
26-Mar-2017 - Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes
26-Mar-2017 - Hamburger, Fries, and Last Respects
26-Mar-2017 - Freedom from Access
26-Mar-2017 - Trophy Employee
26-Mar-2017 - Were Any in the Mystery Section?
26-Mar-2017 - I, For One, Welcome Our New Robotic Chauffeur Overlords
26-Mar-2017 - Facebook Drive
26-Mar-2017 - Closet Case
02-Apr-2017 - He Persisted
02-Apr-2017 - Whee!
02-Apr-2017 - Sorry/Not Sorry
02-Apr-2017 - You Ought to Be in (Mug Shot) Pictures
02-Apr-2017 - I’m Just Hoping He’s Not Running People Down
02-Apr-2017 - Glass Houses
02-Apr-2017 - Revised Code of Washington 9A.32.050
02-Apr-2017 - The Oxford in Maine Isn’t That One
02-Apr-2017 - Getting Some Air
02-Apr-2017 - Prankcake
02-Apr-2017 - Our Highest Recommendation
02-Apr-2017 - The Idaho Minefield
04-Apr-2017 - Playing Catch with the Kid, Floriduh Style
09-Apr-2017 - A Weighty Matter
09-Apr-2017 - House of (I.D.) Cards
09-Apr-2017 - House of (I.D.) Cards II
09-Apr-2017 - Sleepless from Seattle
09-Apr-2017 - Hotline
09-Apr-2017 - You Can’t Plow While You’re Plowed!
09-Apr-2017 - Only One a Year?
09-Apr-2017 - The Search is Over — Let the Search Begin!
09-Apr-2017 - Cheap Flight
09-Apr-2017 - Misdelivered
09-Apr-2017 - No Safe Way
09-Apr-2017 - Decepticon
09-Apr-2017 - You Butter Not Lie
09-Apr-2017 - Hate Crime
16-Apr-2017 - Anything Your Attorney Says Can Be Used Against You
16-Apr-2017 - Who’s a Good Boy?!
16-Apr-2017 - Hare-Raising Foster Care
16-Apr-2017 - Passionate Fundraiser
16-Apr-2017 - McDonald’s? Then It’s Assault with a Deadly Weapon
16-Apr-2017 - Demands of the Job
16-Apr-2017 - Peer Pressure
16-Apr-2017 - Your Love is Criminal
16-Apr-2017 - Oh, You Animal!
16-Apr-2017 - Was It Worth It?
16-Apr-2017 - The Dentist Will See You Now
16-Apr-2017 - The Creativity Wasn’t Appreciated
16-Apr-2017 - How Nerds Survive Prison
23-Apr-2017 - Kids Last
23-Apr-2017 - Other than That, Mrs. Lincoln...
23-Apr-2017 - Seeing the Light
23-Apr-2017 - Well of Course He Was
23-Apr-2017 - The Name of the Beast
23-Apr-2017 - Scratcher
23-Apr-2017 - It’s Wabbit Season
23-Apr-2017 - Fore!
23-Apr-2017 - Like Mother, Like Daughter
23-Apr-2017 - Days of Judgment
23-Apr-2017 - Tomorrow’s Vocabulary Test
23-Apr-2017 - Swiss Would Be Safer
30-Apr-2017 - Maybe They’d Never Seen One Before
30-Apr-2017 - (S)potted
30-Apr-2017 - Immature
30-Apr-2017 - Rules Are Rules
30-Apr-2017 - Resistance is Futile
30-Apr-2017 - This Never Happened When He Ate at Wendy’s
30-Apr-2017 - “A” for Effort
30-Apr-2017 - Unlawful Dental Acts
30-Apr-2017 - New World Disorder
30-Apr-2017 - When Turkeys Hunt
30-Apr-2017 - Spray It, Don’t Say It
30-Apr-2017 - Next Stop, ICU
30-Apr-2017 - What a Drag
30-Apr-2017 - The Revolving Door
07-May-2017 - Zero Tolerance for Innocence
07-May-2017 - Attempted Normality
07-May-2017 - Exploited
07-May-2017 - Apartment 419
07-May-2017 - Peace and Love, Damn It!
07-May-2017 - Deadly Force
07-May-2017 - Bureaucratic Delay
07-May-2017 - Not What We Meant by “Open Internet”
07-May-2017 - Wait and See Policing
07-May-2017 - The Circle of Life, Terrorist Edition
07-May-2017 - The Circle of Life, Schoolyard Edition
07-May-2017 - The Science of Drunk Driving
07-May-2017 - Don’t Tase Me, Sis
14-May-2017 - If There Are Any, They’re Certainly in Florida
14-May-2017 - Not That Way
14-May-2017 - In Other News, Haircuts are Still $6 in Cleveland
14-May-2017 - No Parking!
14-May-2017 - Cold and Wet Needed
14-May-2017 - Homer Simpson, Report to Mr. Burns’s Office Immediately
14-May-2017 - I Ain’t Afraid of No Cops
14-May-2017 - Just Dropping In
14-May-2017 - Freak of Nomenclature, Transport Division
14-May-2017 - Misuse of Nomenclature, Home and Garden Division
14-May-2017 - Just the Thing for Laid Off Cell Phone Builders
14-May-2017 - Drawing the Line
14-May-2017 - No Laughing Matter
14-May-2017 - Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!
21-May-2017 - Less Tolerance for Zero Tolerance
21-May-2017 - Play Ball
21-May-2017 - Yeah, They’re Supposed to Be Limited to the Slow Lane!
21-May-2017 - Guardian of the Theater
21-May-2017 - “If”?
21-May-2017 - Just a Few Beers
21-May-2017 - Understatement of the Week
21-May-2017 - Master of Disguise
21-May-2017 - Probable Cause
21-May-2017 - What’s the Real Problem Here?
21-May-2017 - Not too Sharpie
28-May-2017 - Truth, Justice, or The American Way?
28-May-2017 - Monsters!
28-May-2017 - Beddy-Bye II
28-May-2017 - Quit Bugging Us
28-May-2017 - Detail Oriented
28-May-2017 - Let She Who is Without Sin...
28-May-2017 - Most Likely to Be a Bad Teacher
28-May-2017 - The Grand Inquisitor Likes This
28-May-2017 - Bully for Him
28-May-2017 - Gate Bully (er, Agent)
28-May-2017 - The Buzz in the Neighborhood
28-May-2017 - Jewel Burgle Bungler Jailed
28-May-2017 - Stone Age Government Systems
28-May-2017 - A Vanilla Crime
04-Jun-2017 - It’s a Jungle Out There
04-Jun-2017 - Cookie Monster
04-Jun-2017 - The Soundtrack Featured Only Heavy Breathing
04-Jun-2017 - Extremism Meets Diversity
04-Jun-2017 - The Only Surprise is This Doesn’t Happen Weekly
04-Jun-2017 - Ask and You Will Find
04-Jun-2017 - The Most Brutal Cure
04-Jun-2017 - Drunk on the Trunk
04-Jun-2017 - Survival of the Fittest
04-Jun-2017 - Paintus Interruptus
04-Jun-2017 - Flimsy Evidence
04-Jun-2017 - On the Off Road
04-Jun-2017 - See Me After Class
11-Jun-2017 - This Way, Gang!
11-Jun-2017 - Just Add Mr. Fusion
11-Jun-2017 - Cover Story
11-Jun-2017 - Use It or Lose It
11-Jun-2017 - Then How About My Smartphone?
11-Jun-2017 - By Any Other Name
11-Jun-2017 - Ding Dong
11-Jun-2017 - Not Quite What He Asked For
11-Jun-2017 - They Got In Through the Woof
11-Jun-2017 - Parents of Walmart
11-Jun-2017 - Batman and Robbin’
11-Jun-2017 - Was She on Tumblr?
11-Jun-2017 - Comedy Short
18-Jun-2017 - Riddle Me This
18-Jun-2017 - People for the Unethical Treatment of Audiences
18-Jun-2017 - When Thinking Beats Reacting
18-Jun-2017 - A Perfectly Reasonable Search
18-Jun-2017 - The Most Inviting Plant
18-Jun-2017 - Very Tighty Whities
18-Jun-2017 - If You Don’t Like My Flying, Stay Off the Ground
18-Jun-2017 - Bozilla
18-Jun-2017 - Nothing Unusual to See Here
18-Jun-2017 - The Formative Years
18-Jun-2017 - Lockup Turn-On
18-Jun-2017 - Extra Cheesy
18-Jun-2017 - Hiss-terical Parenting
18-Jun-2017 - Grave Mistake
18-Jun-2017 - Grave Crime
25-Jun-2017 - What a Ride
25-Jun-2017 - Dance Like Nobody’s Watching
25-Jun-2017 - Dance Around the Question
25-Jun-2017 - Death by Whipped Cream
25-Jun-2017 - I Foresee a Career Downturn
25-Jun-2017 - Thrill Ride II
25-Jun-2017 - Stephen and Christine, Sitting in a Tree...
25-Jun-2017 - Fair Fight
25-Jun-2017 - Free Advice with Every Stickup
25-Jun-2017 - Reading, ’Riting, and Rioting
25-Jun-2017 - College-Level Poetry Slam
25-Jun-2017 - Collar that Dog
25-Jun-2017 - Alarming