Volume 22: "Duck" – This is True

This is True: Animal Rights Activist Beaten with Duck

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Meanwhile, you can view these stories from Volume 22:

05-Jul-2015 - Burning Mad
05-Jul-2015 - The Court as Copy Editor
05-Jul-2015 - Doesn’t Hold Water
05-Jul-2015 - Price War
05-Jul-2015 - Stupid Should Hurt
05-Jul-2015 - And Then There Were Two Defendants
05-Jul-2015 - Signs of Obliviocy
05-Jul-2015 - That’s Not Macaroni
05-Jul-2015 - Ask a Silly Question
05-Jul-2015 - It is Better to Look Good Than to Do Good
05-Jul-2015 - Economy With Words
05-Jul-2015 - Keep on Truckin’
05-Jul-2015 - On the Other Hand
12-Jul-2015 - Be Careful What You Ask For
12-Jul-2015 - Pocket to ME
12-Jul-2015 - Wallaby Damned
12-Jul-2015 - Where Next?
12-Jul-2015 - Not So Fast
12-Jul-2015 - I’ll Drink to That
12-Jul-2015 - Quite the Spectacle
12-Jul-2015 - You Should Have Seen the One that Got Away
12-Jul-2015 - How to Ensure a Healthy Relationship
12-Jul-2015 - Cantankerous Copper
12-Jul-2015 - Being Neighborly
12-Jul-2015 - Smells Like a Good Bust
12-Jul-2015 - Stop Right There
12-Jul-2015 - Slow Learner
19-Jul-2015 - Right Hand, Meet the Left Hand
19-Jul-2015 - There He Was, Minding His Own Business
19-Jul-2015 - Blame Obama
19-Jul-2015 - The First Time, Thor Missed
19-Jul-2015 - Three Stooges Still At Large
19-Jul-2015 - Live Long and Prosper
19-Jul-2015 - Make a Run for the Border
19-Jul-2015 - Sisters of the Real Estate
19-Jul-2015 - Not for Nursing
19-Jul-2015 - In the Eye of the Beholder
19-Jul-2015 - A Responsible Citizen
19-Jul-2015 - That Wascally Wabbit
19-Jul-2015 - Beyond Sneakers
26-Jul-2015 - Endurance Event
26-Jul-2015 - Roux the Day
26-Jul-2015 - The Next Thing to Worry About
26-Jul-2015 - King Shear
26-Jul-2015 - Holy Rollers
26-Jul-2015 - Hollaback at This
26-Jul-2015 - Rude Awakening
26-Jul-2015 - A Fine Plan
26-Jul-2015 - Is This How You Would React to This Situation?
26-Jul-2015 - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
26-Jul-2015 - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished 2
02-Aug-2015 - Welcome to the 60s
02-Aug-2015 - Way Too Hot
02-Aug-2015 - Electricity is in the Air
02-Aug-2015 - Lights in the Sky
02-Aug-2015 - Well, One Way or the Other...
02-Aug-2015 - Who Owns the Law?
02-Aug-2015 - Welcome to Madison — Now Get Out of Sight
02-Aug-2015 - Pet the Kitty
02-Aug-2015 - Thou Shalt Not
02-Aug-2015 - Jesus Took the Wheel
02-Aug-2015 - Now It’s War
02-Aug-2015 - Happy Birthday, Let’s Sue
02-Aug-2015 - Take a Bite Out of Crime
09-Aug-2015 - DHMO Kills
09-Aug-2015 - Maybe He Should See a Doctor
09-Aug-2015 - They’re Everywhere!
09-Aug-2015 - Clinton to Admit to Greatest Political Prank of All Time in 5... 4... 3...
09-Aug-2015 - Taking Back the Trash
09-Aug-2015 - Trifecta
09-Aug-2015 - Did Someone Meth Up?
09-Aug-2015 - Immigration Reform
09-Aug-2015 - Writing for Your Fights
09-Aug-2015 - You Win Some, You Lose Some
09-Aug-2015 - Don’t Worry, They Were Using Protection
09-Aug-2015 - Y Did You Arrest Her?
16-Aug-2015 - You May Have an Alcohol Problem If (Another in a Long Series)
16-Aug-2015 - This is Why They Lock Donation Boxes
16-Aug-2015 - Yes, We Have no Poor
16-Aug-2015 - Huh... They Really Are Everywhere
16-Aug-2015 - Jesus Doesn’t Throw His Money Around — Jesus Saves
16-Aug-2015 - I Have No Words
16-Aug-2015 - Nanny State
16-Aug-2015 - A Jamming Rescue
16-Aug-2015 - Eh to Zed
16-Aug-2015 - Roadside Violation
16-Aug-2015 - Would You Like Fries with That?
16-Aug-2015 - Patently Irresponsible
16-Aug-2015 - Would You Like to Play a Game?
23-Aug-2015 - Infinite Loop
23-Aug-2015 - Careless Bear
23-Aug-2015 - The Bottom Rung of Crime
23-Aug-2015 - See How Important It Is?
23-Aug-2015 - Are We Forgetting Something?
23-Aug-2015 - Pothole Diplomacy
23-Aug-2015 - Do Everyone A Favor
23-Aug-2015 - Accidental Tourist
23-Aug-2015 - Imitation Truth in Labeling
23-Aug-2015 - Coal to Newcastle
23-Aug-2015 - Obliviot, Save Thyself
23-Aug-2015 - Reading is Fundamental
30-Aug-2015 - Yet She Could Spell “Csapilla”
30-Aug-2015 - The Voter Decides
30-Aug-2015 - Smoke Screen
30-Aug-2015 - Quick Thinking
30-Aug-2015 - He Wasn’t Using It Anyway
30-Aug-2015 - Help Wanted
30-Aug-2015 - A Sorry Adventure
30-Aug-2015 - Show Him the Door
30-Aug-2015 - Selfie Absorbed
30-Aug-2015 - Would Insurance Cover This?
30-Aug-2015 - The Thick Blue Line
30-Aug-2015 - Go to Helicopter
30-Aug-2015 - The Green Flash
06-Sep-2015 - Siri-ous Situation
06-Sep-2015 - Disoriented
06-Sep-2015 - Hey There Little Buddie
06-Sep-2015 - How to Breed Weird Florida Stories
06-Sep-2015 - Not Cool
06-Sep-2015 - Sign of the Times
06-Sep-2015 - I’ll Take it From Here
06-Sep-2015 - Death Is for Mortals
06-Sep-2015 - Selfie Centered
06-Sep-2015 - Live by the Selfie...
06-Sep-2015 - Lack of Selfie Control
06-Sep-2015 - Take the Whole Pot
13-Sep-2015 - Just Add Cheese and Whine
13-Sep-2015 - Broken Windshield Policing
13-Sep-2015 - Wrong-Way Corrigan
13-Sep-2015 - Let Them Eat Cake II
13-Sep-2015 - Well, He Did Yell “Duck” First
13-Sep-2015 - Grammar Communist
13-Sep-2015 - Zen Parking
13-Sep-2015 - A Bonus With Every Return
13-Sep-2015 - Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
13-Sep-2015 - New Wheels
13-Sep-2015 - All In
13-Sep-2015 - Hollywood Ending (Florida Style)
13-Sep-2015 - Security Theater
20-Sep-2015 - Exhibit A
20-Sep-2015 - #BigHoleInHisPlan
20-Sep-2015 - Under the Day Care
20-Sep-2015 - Kwell Your Ire
20-Sep-2015 - Well, Yeah
20-Sep-2015 - D is for Duh
20-Sep-2015 - A Lack of Burning Desire
20-Sep-2015 - “Hoax Bomb” Blows Up
20-Sep-2015 - A Narrow Chance
20-Sep-2015 - Horrible Chemicals
20-Sep-2015 - The Zero Tolerance Mentality — U.K. Edition
20-Sep-2015 - Priorities
20-Sep-2015 - Another Beef
27-Sep-2015 - Criminal of the Week, U.S. Division
27-Sep-2015 - Good Morning to You
27-Sep-2015 - What’s “Cool” is Flouting Dumb Laws
27-Sep-2015 - Florida Beats Detroit, 1-0
27-Sep-2015 - Criminal of the Week, U.K. Division
27-Sep-2015 - Gold Star for Ignorance
27-Sep-2015 - Road Rage, Florida Style
27-Sep-2015 - Upholding the Law
27-Sep-2015 - What a Drag
27-Sep-2015 - I Came, I Slaw
27-Sep-2015 - That’s It
27-Sep-2015 - Welcome to the 21st Century (Part 1,111 in a Long Series)
04-Oct-2015 - Petty Crime
04-Oct-2015 - I’m Telling!
04-Oct-2015 - Yummy Money
04-Oct-2015 - Lassie Ain’t What She Used to Be
04-Oct-2015 - Foul
04-Oct-2015 - Breathtaking Stupidity
04-Oct-2015 - Breathtaking Crime
04-Oct-2015 - A Peek Into the Past
04-Oct-2015 - Mexicans in the Trees
04-Oct-2015 - A Matter of Control
04-Oct-2015 - Through the Drinking Glass
04-Oct-2015 - Heaven-Sent
11-Oct-2015 - Be Unprepared
11-Oct-2015 - Great Irresponsibility
11-Oct-2015 - Spider Senseless II
11-Oct-2015 - Deja Vu
11-Oct-2015 - After Which, Of Course, It Was Towed
11-Oct-2015 - Go Pro
11-Oct-2015 - Uniquely Qualified
11-Oct-2015 - What Was That About Freedom?
11-Oct-2015 - Zero Tolerance, Canadian Style
11-Oct-2015 - Up a Creek
11-Oct-2015 - Supervised by a Responsible Adult
11-Oct-2015 - Rolling in It
11-Oct-2015 - Snack Attack
18-Oct-2015 - Checking Out
18-Oct-2015 - Needs Some Straight Talk
18-Oct-2015 - Not the Boost He Was Looking For
18-Oct-2015 - Third Time, Not the Charm
18-Oct-2015 - It Worked — He’s in Prison Now
18-Oct-2015 - Down Periscope
18-Oct-2015 - The Soap Opera Defense
18-Oct-2015 - She Can’t Bear It
18-Oct-2015 - Forwarding Order Expired
18-Oct-2015 - I Like to Be in America
18-Oct-2015 - Unequal in the Eyes of the Law
18-Oct-2015 - (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)
18-Oct-2015 - ReNOir
25-Oct-2015 - The Party is Over
25-Oct-2015 - Sentence Fragments
25-Oct-2015 - You’ve Got Mail
25-Oct-2015 - What Does Democracy Look Like?
25-Oct-2015 - The Perfect Judge for the Case
25-Oct-2015 - Why Prosecutors Get Headaches
25-Oct-2015 - You Have the Right to Remain Silent
25-Oct-2015 - Stop Me — I Can’t Help Myself
25-Oct-2015 - Recess is Serious Business
25-Oct-2015 - Belle Terror
25-Oct-2015 - Luther is Dunn
25-Oct-2015 - Assault on a Battery
25-Oct-2015 - This Isn’t Halloween
25-Oct-2015 - Alas, Poor Yorick!
01-Nov-2015 - You Can’t Be Serious
01-Nov-2015 - Arachnophobia
01-Nov-2015 - Who Is the Monster?
01-Nov-2015 - Making It Up as They Go Along
01-Nov-2015 - Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight, But Who Thought of This?
01-Nov-2015 - The Root of the Problem
01-Nov-2015 - Society for Creative Butt Whippings
01-Nov-2015 - It’s the Great Pumpkin
01-Nov-2015 - Bright Idea
01-Nov-2015 - Hell Hath no Fury
01-Nov-2015 - Like a Woman Scorned
01-Nov-2015 - Save the Drama for the Llama
01-Nov-2015 - Wide-Awake Nightmare
08-Nov-2015 - On the Warmath
08-Nov-2015 - Targets of Opportunity
08-Nov-2015 - Active Misdirection
08-Nov-2015 - Seeing Double
08-Nov-2015 - Venti Whine in a Short Cup
08-Nov-2015 - I Don’t Wanna Know I Don’t Wanna Know I Don’t Wanna Know
08-Nov-2015 - The Big Blue Badge of Obliviocy
08-Nov-2015 - Adventure Move
08-Nov-2015 - Home Truancy
08-Nov-2015 - Bum Lives Matter
08-Nov-2015 - Milton’s Long Lost Cousin
08-Nov-2015 - Eh!
08-Nov-2015 - Introducing New Bonus Items with Your Frequent Flier Miles
08-Nov-2015 - What God Has Joined Together, Let No One Separate
15-Nov-2015 - Elder Abuse
15-Nov-2015 - We’ll Forgo Security
15-Nov-2015 - Family Business
15-Nov-2015 - Zero Tolerance for Imagination
15-Nov-2015 - After Multi-Cart Pileup
15-Nov-2015 - There Were no Bats in the Belfry, But...
15-Nov-2015 - Tossed
15-Nov-2015 - No Longer Relevant
15-Nov-2015 - Helena Handbasket
15-Nov-2015 - Family Fights Florida Style
15-Nov-2015 - Early Release
15-Nov-2015 - Taken by Surprise
15-Nov-2015 - Crime of Opportunity
22-Nov-2015 - If It’s On the Road, How Could It be Unroadworthy?
22-Nov-2015 - Trashing Souvenirs Agency
22-Nov-2015 - Blister Pack Blunder
22-Nov-2015 - Strapped
22-Nov-2015 - The Weird Part Is, It’s Working
22-Nov-2015 - The Pot That Made the City Black
22-Nov-2015 - The Kid’s a Natural
22-Nov-2015 - Hold My Beer and Watch This
22-Nov-2015 - Odd Overreaction
22-Nov-2015 - Leggo My Lego
22-Nov-2015 - Making the Grade
22-Nov-2015 - Jerks That Twerk
22-Nov-2015 - Twerky Jerk II
29-Nov-2015 - Yes, I Am Allowed to Say This
29-Nov-2015 - Illegal Tamale Invasion
29-Nov-2015 - The Dumb Leading the Blind
29-Nov-2015 - Murphy’s Laws of Shipping
29-Nov-2015 - Enlightened
29-Nov-2015 - No, Not Florida — Anything But Florida!
29-Nov-2015 - Down Dog Down
29-Nov-2015 - Hells Belles
29-Nov-2015 - Teaching Prisoners to be Self-Sufficient
29-Nov-2015 - I Sprang from My Bed to See What’s the Matter
29-Nov-2015 - Off the Rails
29-Nov-2015 - Moof
29-Nov-2015 - Forbidden Infatuation
29-Nov-2015 - Wiped Out
06-Dec-2015 - 3-7-11-20-23-33
06-Dec-2015 - Usually His Portrait Hangs in the Post Office
06-Dec-2015 - Valuing Families
06-Dec-2015 - Ward of the State
06-Dec-2015 - We Don’t Deliver
06-Dec-2015 - Miller acquires Coors
06-Dec-2015 - Home Free
06-Dec-2015 - Just Say Duh
06-Dec-2015 - Repeated Recidivism
06-Dec-2015 - Traffic Jungle
06-Dec-2015 - Cleanup on Aisle 5
06-Dec-2015 - Paging Crocodile Dundee
06-Dec-2015 - State of the Arts
13-Dec-2015 - The Light of Day
13-Dec-2015 - Truth in Advertising
13-Dec-2015 - Truth in Advertising II
13-Dec-2015 - Leaf Him Alone!
13-Dec-2015 - The Odds Were Never in His Favor
13-Dec-2015 - Just a Browser
13-Dec-2015 - A Daesh of Intolerance
13-Dec-2015 - Call Me Sheila
13-Dec-2015 - Expert Fail
13-Dec-2015 - Triple Lutz
13-Dec-2015 - Vitamin Nope
13-Dec-2015 - I’ll Be Right Back
20-Dec-2015 - Predestined
20-Dec-2015 - Jumbo Lost and Found
20-Dec-2015 - What a Blockhead
20-Dec-2015 - What Would Socrates Say?
20-Dec-2015 - Abby Someone
20-Dec-2015 - This Lady Takes the Cake
20-Dec-2015 - Santa Clod
20-Dec-2015 - Chompion of Justice
20-Dec-2015 - Hose Him Down
20-Dec-2015 - Taking a Shot
20-Dec-2015 - This Is the Droid You’re Looking For
20-Dec-2015 - Taking Work Home, Army Style
20-Dec-2015 - Deep Doo Doo
27-Dec-2015 - Not Quite 88 mph
27-Dec-2015 - Workers’ Paradise
27-Dec-2015 - Let’s Just Say They’re Not Expecting Very Long Waits
27-Dec-2015 - Don’t Forget
27-Dec-2015 - Masters’ Johnson
27-Dec-2015 - Careful!
27-Dec-2015 - Shirt Wars
27-Dec-2015 - Guilty Conscience
27-Dec-2015 - A Dash of Derby
27-Dec-2015 - I Now Pronounce You Man and Whatever
27-Dec-2015 - Just Say Whoa
27-Dec-2015 - If You Can’t Lick ’Em, Jail ’Em
27-Dec-2015 - Look at the Gun, Not the Camera
27-Dec-2015 - Walking on Sunshine
03-Jan-2016 - Shocking Family Values
03-Jan-2016 - Gun Control 2
03-Jan-2016 - Dust Off, Dust On
03-Jan-2016 - File Your Taxes Early
03-Jan-2016 - Quick — Call ...Um, Uh... Someone
03-Jan-2016 - High Voltage II
03-Jan-2016 - Hey, Good Lookin’; Whatcha Got Cookin’?
03-Jan-2016 - Are You Joshin’ Me?
03-Jan-2016 - Alimoany
03-Jan-2016 - No Family Resemblance
03-Jan-2016 - Jailed Juggler
03-Jan-2016 - The Prince and the Peashooter
03-Jan-2016 - Family Accident
10-Jan-2016 - Mighty Maos
10-Jan-2016 - Safer Robbery
10-Jan-2016 - Going Out Without a Bang Too
10-Jan-2016 - Mine Now
10-Jan-2016 - And Florida Beats Minnesota in a Squeaker
10-Jan-2016 - Fresh Powder
10-Jan-2016 - Early Morning Eye-Opener II
10-Jan-2016 - What’s in a Name?
10-Jan-2016 - First Aid Merit Badge Completed
10-Jan-2016 - A Gutsy Defense
10-Jan-2016 - Beyond Drunk
10-Jan-2016 - Exposing the Criminal Justice System
10-Jan-2016 - Romance, Millennial Style
17-Jan-2016 - To Protect and Serve the Protectors
17-Jan-2016 - Paleoentomology
17-Jan-2016 - High-Caliber Relationship
17-Jan-2016 - Safety First
17-Jan-2016 - Zigged when He Should have Zagged
17-Jan-2016 - Conceptual Butchery
17-Jan-2016 - Meal on Wheels
17-Jan-2016 - I Am She as You Are She as You Are Me and We Are All Together
17-Jan-2016 - Now That’s a Club
17-Jan-2016 - Does She Look Like a Sir to You?
17-Jan-2016 - It’s a Gift
17-Jan-2016 - What Are the Odds?
17-Jan-2016 - Disciplinary Action, Florida-Style
24-Jan-2016 - Do the Right Thing
24-Jan-2016 - Woman Seeks Firefighter for You-Know-What
24-Jan-2016 - Glazed and Confused
24-Jan-2016 - History Almost History
24-Jan-2016 - Try, Try Again
24-Jan-2016 - Trying to Breathe in Texas II
24-Jan-2016 - What Is Kansas Smoking?
24-Jan-2016 - Kansas Legislators II
24-Jan-2016 - Grandma’s Drunk Again
24-Jan-2016 - Uniform Code of Justice
24-Jan-2016 - Sealed Their Fate
24-Jan-2016 - Do You Know the Way to Bluewater Bay?
24-Jan-2016 - Didn’t Beat the Rap
31-Jan-2016 - A Jump in Terrorist Activity
31-Jan-2016 - Slow Thinkers Meet Quick Thinker
31-Jan-2016 - Slow Thinker Meets Quick Thinkers
31-Jan-2016 - Falling Dominoes
31-Jan-2016 - ’Facedbook
31-Jan-2016 - Darwin at Work
31-Jan-2016 - Uber Litigious
31-Jan-2016 - Nightcrawler
31-Jan-2016 - Stealing Stinks
31-Jan-2016 - We’re All Going to Jail
31-Jan-2016 - A Big Hairy Adventure
31-Jan-2016 - Terrierist Situation
31-Jan-2016 - Killing the Enemy
31-Jan-2016 - Violence Is in the Eye of the Householder
07-Feb-2016 - Cat Burglar
07-Feb-2016 - Time Out(side)
07-Feb-2016 - Just Chill II
07-Feb-2016 - Now You Know Why They Call Him Bop-Bop-Bop
07-Feb-2016 - So If They’re Stupid, It Was from Before
07-Feb-2016 - Freaks of Animal Nomenclature II
07-Feb-2016 - I Dunno
07-Feb-2016 - Resurrection
07-Feb-2016 - Clear Evidence They Cheated on Their Finals
07-Feb-2016 - Spelling Counts
07-Feb-2016 - Finger Salad
07-Feb-2016 - If Thy Hand Offend Thee
07-Feb-2016 - You Have to Hand It to Him II
14-Feb-2016 - When One Vote Matters
14-Feb-2016 - Florida Gators Sneak Play
14-Feb-2016 - Military Intelligence
14-Feb-2016 - Commander in Cheap
14-Feb-2016 - Look Out, He’s Got a ...What?
14-Feb-2016 - The Octogenarian Threat
14-Feb-2016 - Oh, Was There a Debate?
14-Feb-2016 - Accordion to Procedure
14-Feb-2016 - Insecure
14-Feb-2016 - Think Outside the Bun
14-Feb-2016 - Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire
14-Feb-2016 - Citywide Pants
14-Feb-2016 - The Smoke-Filled Room
21-Feb-2016 - Economic Upturn
21-Feb-2016 - Lawsuit of the Beast
21-Feb-2016 - A Bit Foggy
21-Feb-2016 - Speaking Ill of the Dead
21-Feb-2016 - Color Blind
21-Feb-2016 - Another Week, Another Desperate Bacon-Related Crime
21-Feb-2016 - Selfies Are Dangerous
21-Feb-2016 - Reelection Bid
21-Feb-2016 - An Obstacle to Remember
21-Feb-2016 - Achin’ in Aspen
21-Feb-2016 - This Is Your Facebook on Drugs
21-Feb-2016 - Apparently Still Sealed
21-Feb-2016 - Straying into Jail
21-Feb-2016 - Lopsided
28-Feb-2016 - Welcome!
28-Feb-2016 - Exterminate!
28-Feb-2016 - A Sticky Situation
28-Feb-2016 - Talking Your Way Out of a Ticket — Ultimate Fighter Edition
28-Feb-2016 - Photobombed
28-Feb-2016 - What It Takes for a Death to be Suspicious in Florida
28-Feb-2016 - Now With More Sparkles
28-Feb-2016 - Is That Your Baton, or Are You Happy to Be Here?
28-Feb-2016 - Like a Boss
28-Feb-2016 - Usually One Has to Hire a Taxi to Go This Far Out of the Way
28-Feb-2016 - Come On and Rescue Me
28-Feb-2016 - Hotline
28-Feb-2016 - Missing Person
28-Feb-2016 - Highly Descriptive
06-Mar-2016 - Watch Where You’re Going
06-Mar-2016 - To Have and To Hold (Your Money)
06-Mar-2016 - It’s All Greek to Me
06-Mar-2016 - But the Voices Said To!
06-Mar-2016 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
06-Mar-2016 - “I Didn’t Do It” — Massachusetts Style
06-Mar-2016 - “I Didn’t Do It” — Florida Style
06-Mar-2016 - Close Squeak
06-Mar-2016 - One Time Around
06-Mar-2016 - What’s on Your Face?
06-Mar-2016 - Another Day, Another “Social Media Mistake”
06-Mar-2016 - Hot for Teacher
06-Mar-2016 - Let’s Do Lunch
13-Mar-2016 - Paging Hedley Lamarr
13-Mar-2016 - What’s that Speck in Your Eye?
13-Mar-2016 - The Fast Way to Success
13-Mar-2016 - Where Do You Get Off?
13-Mar-2016 - How Do I Get Out of This Mess?
13-Mar-2016 - The Peewee Herman Excuse
13-Mar-2016 - Jail Food
13-Mar-2016 - Confined, Confound It
13-Mar-2016 - That Gnawing Feeling
13-Mar-2016 - Worst Case of Plumber’s Crack Ever
13-Mar-2016 - Go FYG-ure
13-Mar-2016 - Boss Betrayed & Burgled
13-Mar-2016 - Pop or Soda — Either Way It’s Money in the Bank
13-Mar-2016 - Curvy Controversy
20-Mar-2016 - If at First Obliviots Don’t Succeed, They Often Fail, Fail Again
20-Mar-2016 - Slow Day at Work
20-Mar-2016 - Alge-bra Test
20-Mar-2016 - Springtime for You-Know-Who
20-Mar-2016 - “I’m Feeling Lucky”
20-Mar-2016 - Sometimes, Victims Just Don’t Cooperate
20-Mar-2016 - Red Light — Stop; Green Light — Stop
20-Mar-2016 - With Friends Like These
20-Mar-2016 - Barring the Courtroom Door
20-Mar-2016 - Holy Roller
20-Mar-2016 - The Grinch Who Stole for Christmas
20-Mar-2016 - Loving Parents II
20-Mar-2016 - The Canucks’ War on Drugs Is Just as Incompetent as Ours
20-Mar-2016 - Who’s to Blame?
27-Mar-2016 - It’s Going to Be Hell
27-Mar-2016 - Robin the Till
27-Mar-2016 - Couldn’t Someone Open Some Windows?
27-Mar-2016 - Oh Baby
27-Mar-2016 - Lead by Example
27-Mar-2016 - Yeah, That’s Considered a Clue
27-Mar-2016 - Jokey McJokeface
27-Mar-2016 - The Contretemps on Drugs
27-Mar-2016 - Glowing Security
27-Mar-2016 - Free Refills
27-Mar-2016 - Low-Speed Chase
27-Mar-2016 - Where Are You?
27-Mar-2016 - Bitterness in Bitterroot
27-Mar-2016 - A Clear Sign
03-Apr-2016 - The View from the 21st Century
03-Apr-2016 - Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It
03-Apr-2016 - Desperate for a Fix II
03-Apr-2016 - Fire Sale
03-Apr-2016 - As Usual, Florida Wins
03-Apr-2016 - In the Shadow of Death
03-Apr-2016 - Spending Several Years in New Quarters
03-Apr-2016 - Five Finger Discount
03-Apr-2016 - Make Mooney Fast
03-Apr-2016 - Easter Spirited
03-Apr-2016 - Won the Battle, Lost the War
03-Apr-2016 - Divorced from Reality
03-Apr-2016 - Why Terrorists Don’t Write Checks
10-Apr-2016 - Whatever Floats Your Boat
10-Apr-2016 - Hot Seat
10-Apr-2016 - Gentrification
10-Apr-2016 - Boxed In
10-Apr-2016 - Then Wild Dogs for the Cats, Then...
10-Apr-2016 - How Did That Building Get There?
10-Apr-2016 - On Duty Around the Cluck
10-Apr-2016 - Unnecessary War
10-Apr-2016 - The ABCs of DUI
10-Apr-2016 - Cutting the Red Tape in Bulk
10-Apr-2016 - Sounds Like a Bit of a Gamble
10-Apr-2016 - Acting Innocent
10-Apr-2016 - Test Drive
17-Apr-2016 - Thought Police
17-Apr-2016 - Beyond Hope
17-Apr-2016 - Where’s the Earth-Shattering Kaboom?
17-Apr-2016 - Out of Sight
17-Apr-2016 - Just a Regular Day
17-Apr-2016 - Keeping Score
17-Apr-2016 - Scoring II
17-Apr-2016 - Be Prepared
17-Apr-2016 - Man Alert
17-Apr-2016 - Jesus Wasn’t Her Co-pilot
17-Apr-2016 - Stung
17-Apr-2016 - Anything You Whisper Can and Will Be Used Against You in a Court of Law
17-Apr-2016 - Grab ’n’ Go
17-Apr-2016 - Wot?
17-Apr-2016 - Parma Sans Satire
17-Apr-2016 - Be it Resolved
24-Apr-2016 - To Get Downtown, Catch the Cisco Router Route
24-Apr-2016 - History Is Rewritten by the Victors
24-Apr-2016 - The Future of Fast Food
24-Apr-2016 - Primal Urges
24-Apr-2016 - Organ Solo
24-Apr-2016 - Buckle up for Safety
24-Apr-2016 - Well, He Lost That Bet
24-Apr-2016 - Life Penalty
24-Apr-2016 - iPhone Security
24-Apr-2016 - Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life
24-Apr-2016 - Scare Tactics
24-Apr-2016 - If It’s On the Internet, It Has to Be True
24-Apr-2016 - Anti Dissing ‘The Establishment’
01-May-2016 - Google — the World’s Memory
01-May-2016 - No Dinner For You
01-May-2016 - No Soup For You
01-May-2016 - Ain’t Worth a Plugged Nickel, Personified
01-May-2016 - Is That Your Final Answer?
01-May-2016 - Attend the Tale
01-May-2016 - Clouded Excuse
01-May-2016 - Kitty-naped
01-May-2016 - Missing MeowMeow II
01-May-2016 - One Hell of a Shot
01-May-2016 - Counterfeit Responsibility
01-May-2016 - Unbolivarable
01-May-2016 - Hoodlum
08-May-2016 - Instruments of Math Instruction
08-May-2016 - Trouser Snake
08-May-2016 - Obliviocy in the First Degree
08-May-2016 - Boycott This
08-May-2016 - Right v. Wrong
08-May-2016 - But That Was the Freshest Item on the Menu!
08-May-2016 - And Don’t Come Back
08-May-2016 - Agenda-Driven
08-May-2016 - Your Money’s No Good Here
08-May-2016 - Let The Farce Be With You
08-May-2016 - A Dangerous Animal
08-May-2016 - A Game of Cat and Mouse
08-May-2016 - Double Freak of Nomenclature
08-May-2016 - Double Trouble II
15-May-2016 - Focused Attention
15-May-2016 - Postage Due
15-May-2016 - You’re Dead to Me
15-May-2016 - Distracted Driving
15-May-2016 - Only If You Serve It Yourself
15-May-2016 - Student Safety is Job 220
15-May-2016 - Shuffle Off the Buffalo
15-May-2016 - You Have the Right To...
15-May-2016 - Freak of Nomenclature, Hands-On Division
15-May-2016 - Undercover Uncovered
15-May-2016 - Exposed to Judgment
15-May-2016 - Sweater Weather
15-May-2016 - No Smarts Among Thieves
22-May-2016 - Drawing on Experience
22-May-2016 - Death Wish
22-May-2016 - The Oldest Scam in the Book
22-May-2016 - Bring Him Home
22-May-2016 - Facetime
22-May-2016 - Just the Orchestra, Still Waiting to Be Paid
22-May-2016 - The King Has Fallen
22-May-2016 - Fare Fight
22-May-2016 - Ketch as Ketch Kan
22-May-2016 - Didn’t Get the Job
22-May-2016 - When a City Goes Broke
22-May-2016 - Eyes Wide Shut II
22-May-2016 - That’s Not What We Meant by ‘Testing’ the Drugs
22-May-2016 - Looks Legit
29-May-2016 - Man of Steal
29-May-2016 - Needs to Try Harder
29-May-2016 - Dumb and Dumber II
29-May-2016 - The Political Bump and Grind
29-May-2016 - May it Please the Court
29-May-2016 - That’s My Property!
29-May-2016 - Sins of the Flesh
29-May-2016 - Pious Like Me
29-May-2016 - False Advertising
29-May-2016 - Prediction Fulfilled
29-May-2016 - Everything is Relative
29-May-2016 - Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer
29-May-2016 - Nightmare Vacation
05-Jun-2016 - By Hook or By Crook
05-Jun-2016 - Aiding and Abetting Heinousness
05-Jun-2016 - How It’s Supposed to Be Done
05-Jun-2016 - Guess Which Charge Brings the Stiffest Sentence?
05-Jun-2016 - You’ve Got to Draw the Line Somewhere
05-Jun-2016 - The Case is Crumbling
05-Jun-2016 - When You Gotta Go...
05-Jun-2016 - The Devil’s in the Details
05-Jun-2016 - Unpardonable French
05-Jun-2016 - Make a Run for the Border
05-Jun-2016 - A Taste for Violence
05-Jun-2016 - The Force Was with Him
12-Jun-2016 - His Face Rings a Bell
12-Jun-2016 - What Price Freedom?
12-Jun-2016 - Intensive Tutoring
12-Jun-2016 - No Honor Among Thieves
12-Jun-2016 - Use to Tighten Nuts
12-Jun-2016 - A Hard Nut to Crack
12-Jun-2016 - Unlike
12-Jun-2016 - Take a Love Bite Out of Crime
12-Jun-2016 - Ding-a-Lings
12-Jun-2016 - No Good Deed
12-Jun-2016 - Raging Revelationist
12-Jun-2016 - Future Firefighters of America
12-Jun-2016 - Post-Racial America
12-Jun-2016 - Flagged
19-Jun-2016 - Deep in the Quivering Hearts of Texas
19-Jun-2016 - Heated
19-Jun-2016 - A Rape of Justice Either Way
19-Jun-2016 - Who Was That Masked Man?
19-Jun-2016 - Pepperoni Parentage
19-Jun-2016 - Method Acting, The Next Level
19-Jun-2016 - Anti-Social
19-Jun-2016 - Who’s Guilty?
19-Jun-2016 - Who’s Guilty Too?
19-Jun-2016 - Dumbass of the Week #1149
19-Jun-2016 - Reasons to Call 911
19-Jun-2016 - A Cold Day at 911 Two
19-Jun-2016 - That Only Works in the Movies
26-Jun-2016 - Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
26-Jun-2016 - Socially Unacceptable
26-Jun-2016 - Imposition
26-Jun-2016 - Voters Say, Screw That
26-Jun-2016 - Bad Samaritan
26-Jun-2016 - Why Do You Think They Call it Crack?
26-Jun-2016 - Just Another Brick in the Wall
26-Jun-2016 - Wasn’t Wearing His Bible Belt
26-Jun-2016 - Want More?
26-Jun-2016 - The Rockets’ Red Glare
26-Jun-2016 - I Love You, You Hate Me
26-Jun-2016 - Duke of Hazards
26-Jun-2016 - Sharp-Hearted
26-Jun-2016 - Stop, Thief!
31-Jul-2016 - When Investing, Get Professional Advice
31-Jul-2016 - This Ain’t No Place to Be If You Planned on Bein’ a Star
31-Jul-2016 - Knows the Way
31-Jul-2016 - Kick It
31-Jul-2016 - Who Advertises Online for This?
31-Jul-2016 - After All, He Was Driving
31-Jul-2016 - Meat Head
31-Jul-2016 - Black Bears Matter
31-Jul-2016 - Doughnut, Run!
31-Jul-2016 - WWJD
31-Jul-2016 - Rules Were Made to Be Interpreted
31-Jul-2016 - Taking “Extended Stay” about as Far as it Can Go
31-Jul-2016 - The Book Was Better
31-Jul-2016 - Decapods Debarking
07-Aug-2016 - Plenty of Lovin’ to Go Around
07-Aug-2016 - No Luck
07-Aug-2016 - Here She Is, Miss Lawyered-Up
07-Aug-2016 - Knowing is Half the Battle
07-Aug-2016 - Home Is Where the Heart Is
07-Aug-2016 - Arbitrary
07-Aug-2016 - 500 Channels, Nothing is On
07-Aug-2016 - The Latest Buzz on Drunk Driving
07-Aug-2016 - Smokin’
07-Aug-2016 - Drug Bust II
07-Aug-2016 - Drug Bust III
07-Aug-2016 - Think Outside the Bun
07-Aug-2016 - Right in Front of God and Everybody